Man with world’s largest penis is now registered disabled

[Singlemalt]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5180952/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-is-now-registered-disabled-because-his-18inch-member-is-so-big-but-he-refuses-to-get-a-reduction/

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PENIS!!!

 

[ANC]

I would just get a pegleg for it and learn to walk with 3 feet.

Would love to see this guy go through TSA.

 

[tyler.durden]

"I know in the USA they have womens the right size for me...' LOL!

 

[dux]

Reminds me of that scene in Borat..

 

[charface]

If I had that I would for sure get it tatooed like a snake and head to the park.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5180952/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-is-now-registered-disabled-because-his-18inch-member-is-so-big-but-he-refuses-to-get-a-reduction/

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PENIS!!!

Dammit I've been doxxed! I was trying to keep my disabled penis a secret from you guys.

 

[charface]

Merry Xmas big dick dude.
If a pissed off horse starts poking his big nose around you don't know me.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I bet he has stepped on it after getting up from the toilet lol

 

[charface]

I bet he has stepped on it after getting up from the toilet lol

Oh I bet there is a ton of shit.
Like I imagine his laptop sits all cockeyed. Literally

 

[Gary Goodson]

Funny how life has a way a fucking everyone. He has a great big ole wiener, but my god, look at his mug. He's an ugly mother fucker.

 

[charface]

I wouldn't get a reduction either.
I'd just marry a retired porn star.

What does a reduction mean.
Like which end are we removing?

 

[Antisocial Extrovert]

I bet he has stepped on it after getting up from the toilet lol

I’m thinking he shits in urinals and pees in toilets.

 

[charface]

I’m thinking he shits in urinals and pees in toilets.

I get creeped out thinking of my pants rubbing against a dirty toilet.
This motherfucker has to have some mean immunities by now.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I get creeped out thinking of my pants rubbing against a dirty toilet.
This motherfucker has to have some mean immunities by now.

 

[charface]

I almost posted that.
I'm glad I'm in good company.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I almost posted that.
I'm glad I'm in good company.

As soon as I read your post I said it out loud "Mmmunities! What the hell are Mmmunities?!"

 

[charface]

I can't imagine this was easy on his poor emasculated father.

 

[farmerfischer]

Funny how life has a way a fucking everyone. He has a great big ole wiener, but my god, look at his mug. He's an ugly mother fucker.

I bet he sucks on it... lol.. or at least I'm sure he's tried.. lol..

 

[thegambler]

What they are NOT telling you is, when his dick is erect, it peaks thru the bottom of his pants and he keeps stepping on it...........

 

[Gary Goodson]

I bet he sucks on it... lol.. or at least I'm sure he's tried.. lol..

I'd imagine he faints every time he gets an erection. All the blood rushing to it, I mean, it has to come from somewhere.