Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Bob Zmuda]

Forty-seven heartbeats beating like a drum
Got to live it up live it up
Ronnie's got a new gun

stop it abe.

 

[srh88]

I went to one recently by englishtown raceway..it was my first time and I fucked up and just got Gatorade and lunchables you know that hardo MX diet

You were pretty close to me again. Let me know next time and we'll go riding and eat hoagies lol

 

[srh88]

stop it abe.

It's a fucking epidemic of superbros

 

[jerryb73]

It's a fucking epidemic of superbros

Superhoes..

 

[curious2garden]

It's a fucking epidemic of superbros

We need a vaccine

 

[mr sunshine]

I need a fucken flamethrower, I'm sick and tired of not being able to throw flame at things.

 

[mr sunshine]

Some older white trump supporter lady bought me a beer. I can't prove it but I think she wants the chorizo. I'd destroy that desperate bitch, if I didn't have a gf, she know it too. I'm going to go stand next to her in hopes that her pussy gets wet and she masterbates to the thought of me later.

 

[dstroy]

Some older white trump supporter lady bought me a beer. I can't prove it but I think she wants the chorizo. I'd destroy that desperate bitch, if I didn't have a gf, she know it too. I'm going to go stand next to her in hopes that her pussy gets wet and she masterbates to the thought of me later.

She likes chorizo with her eggs.

 

[Singlemalt]

We need a vaccine

 

[Chunky Stool]

Some older white trump supporter lady bought me a beer. I can't prove it but I think she wants the chorizo. I'd destroy that desperate bitch, if I didn't have a gf, she know it too. I'm going to go stand next to her in hopes that her pussy gets wet and she masterbates to the thought of me later.

Cougar bait.

 

[v.s one]

@mr sunshine I was necro forum searching while I was in line at the bank, and I ran in to one of your quotes. This fine ass women goes next. I put my phone in my pocket and walk up. Well something happened and Siri repeated your quote. Talk about awkward. If anyone has a iPhone play this guys quote. Lolllllllllllllllllll
Yeah



















Lost 300 bucks at the casino....fml... If I had a pussy I'd have a fat ass stack of hundreds right now. let me do the math.. 24 hours in a day. I'd be making, roughly, 100 bucks an hour subtract the time it takes to eat and shit..and sleep every third day..I'd be easily making over 10 gs a week..I'd work that pussy.... Real jobs are for people that don't have pussys...

 

[mr sunshine]

Lol....Yup, that's one of mine.

 

[v.s one]

Lol....Yup, that's one of mine.

Now Siri plays all your quotes. I just played your quote from the Christmas tread. About the black guy in a santas hat. Fuck I'm going to die.

 

[Miss_Robot]

I'm Lonely. Nice to meet you

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Some older white trump supporter lady bought me a beer. I can't prove it but I think she wants the chorizo. I'd destroy that desperate bitch, if I didn't have a gf, she know it too. I'm going to go stand next to her in hopes that her pussy gets wet and she masterbates to the thought of me later.

HA HA !

I approve this message.

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

I'm Lonely. Nice to meet you

I’m lonely, too.

Let’s play house.

 

[Miss_Robot]

I need a Red Bull. So I'm gonna go for a walk and get one..

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

Cougar bait.
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Well, where else are you supposed to get rid of that?

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

I need a Red Bull. So I'm gonna go for a walk and get one..

*Teleports you one Red Bull so you don’t have to brave the night in search of caffeine*

*Teleports a beer*

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

I need a fucken flamethrower, I'm sick and tired of not being able to throw flame at things.

I feel your pain.

Life is demarcated by zones of converging fire.