I Lost My Virginity When I Was...?

At what age did you lose your v-card?

  • 14 or younger

    Votes: 92 20.1%

  • 15-16

    Votes: 158 34.6%

  • 17-18

    Votes: 110 24.1%

  • 19-20

    Votes: 27 5.9%

  • 20-25

    Votes: 16 3.5%

  • 26-31

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • over 32

    Votes: 1 0.2%

  • still got it!

    Votes: 53 11.6%
  • Total voters
    457
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KingJMS

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misshestermoffitt said:
Tyler, if you work in a restaurant go in the walkin freezer and smoke. Used to do it all the time.

KingJMS, if you live in a state that has bad weather in the winter, there is your excuse right there. You keep a couple of lighters incase you get stuck in the snow. It wouldn't hurt to have a couple unscented tea light candles in the glove box as a sticking point.

Like it's any of the fucking cops biz if you have a lighter or not. It's not illegal to possess a lighter.
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yeah...this was when I was like, 17. Now, a cop better have a reeeeeeal good reason to talk to me. Cause I understand the value of paperwork!

ask the officer to detail their dept's grievance procedure. I've seen this stall an arrest for dui.

I used to work restaurant, too. I know how it is. The walk in is cool, if you work at nite and if all your prep goes on in the morning. otherwise, you got mad traffic in the walk in.

It's my pleasure to help, tyler. I hope I can continue to be of assistance in the future.
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

New Member
I was thinking along the lines of "I'm checking the inventory" but yeah, I guess the cooks and such would be in the way sometimes.

Oh well :bigjoint:


imtylerdammit said:
i would do that but everytime i smoke at work the cooks are always like, "oh man give me some! ill suck yo dick!"

i dont need that kinda pressure in my life:weed:
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sarah22

sarah22

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imtylerdammit said:
well north jersey is a good place to start lookin. i here they have bombass buds there and big bongs to smoke outta



if you hit this shit i got right now, all i have would to do is wrap it around your ring finger and call you mine cause it BUDDHA!
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hmmm jersey is a looooong way from me...lol. u would think that being a cute lady smoker and all i would have better luck...;-) oh well...
 
imtylerdammit

imtylerdammit

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misshestermoffitt said:
I was thinking along the lines of "I'm checking the inventory" but yeah, I guess the cooks and such would be in the way sometimes.

Oh well :bigjoint:
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haha its all good. im thinkin either howards idea of rollin a ciggy joint or just smokin in the bathroom and doin what king said. itll all work out.

haha and fyi: everyone at my job knows im lazy as hell and wouldnt do "inventory checks" even if they were mandatory

and no i dont condone laziness...:bigjoint:but i do practice the hell outta it

sarah22 said:
hmmm jersey is a looooong way from me...lol. u would think that being a cute lady smoker and all i would have better luck...;-) oh well...
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win some a lose some. its a wonder to me how some of these RIU chicks are single. wtf!?
 
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KingJMS

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sarah22 said:
or at least i like to think im cute...hahahahaha
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youse a cutie to me, sarah.

you're hot in a dark, moody kinda way. like the kinda girl i like to get baked and naked with, then have rough, almost combative sex, complete with big rubber fist.

and you should bring toys for you, too...:shock:

:lol:
 
sarah22

sarah22

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imtylerdammit said:
haha its all good. im thinkin either howards idea of rollin a ciggy joint or just smokin in the bathroom and doin what king said. itll all work out.

haha and fyi: everyone at my job knows im lazy as hell and wouldnt do "inventory checks" even if they were mandatory

and no i dont condone laziness...:bigjoint:but i do practice the hell outta it



win some a lose some. its a wonder to me how some of these RIU chicks are single. wtf!?
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it must be that "amotivational" syndrome everyones always bitchin at us about...we would go out and find guys...but we're too busy being stoned...:roll: hahahahahaha :bigjoint:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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That's true.Thanks for noticing.She settled on a nice baked chicken breast.I wrap it in foil with a little sea salt and olive oil, and let it go for about an hour from frozen, and it is so moist and awesome that way.
KingJMS said:
and a lot less satisfying... but you ARE sick, holmes.
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sarah22

sarah22

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KingJMS said:
youse a cutie to me, sarah.

you're hot in a dark, moody kinda way. like the kinda girl i like to get baked and naked with, then have rough, almost combative sex, complete with big rubber fist.
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hahaha why thank you king! i'd be game for all but the rubber fist...i saw one one at the stag shop the last time i was in there...and they're damn huge...haha im waaaay to erm...tight...for that! ;-) besides...that thing was scary as hell...i would use it in a fight...not for sex..."u betta back up of me! i'll beat u in the head with my rubber fist!!!" hehe
 
sarah22

sarah22

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hey king? can we swap the rubber fist for a swing? i really want a swing...lol. i saw the coolest one on a web site a lil while ago..............................hehe
 
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korvette1977

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KingJMS said:
youse a cutie to me, sarah.

you're hot in a dark, moody kinda way. like the kinda girl i like to get baked and naked with, then have rough, almost combative sex, complete with big rubber fist.

and you should bring toys for you, too...:shock:

:lol:
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I wonder if Kings wife knows that he is posting these messages .................?
 
Pimpmastagrow

Pimpmastagrow

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ha i was fifteen she told me she was a virgin then i found out a week later that girls bleed if there virgins or they did it them selfs but she wasnt a virgin then i found another girl who was a virgin who never even kissed a guy also year and a half younger she bled then cried then dumped me for my best friend two years later ha women are fucked up no offense to any women here
 
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