i grew a toy! plse advice.

[verny]

guys i got a 4 week auto hijak{1st grow} that looks like e teeny palm tree looking toy u get in ur cocktail or ice cream!!!!!!..2nd girl 6 days younger looks like a little shrub next to that cute little toy!....i got some miniature bonzai toys i could sell as cute pets for kids!!!

cell phone is an "antique"..cant put pics{spent all my cash on grow stuff}{china made!}

basic soil...4 hours solid sunlight from windowsill...14 hours 3 led lights{4000 lumens each} and a red blue grow light{el cheapo}...twice a day water spray{not too dry not too wet either}
basic complete plant nutrients foliar spayed twice a week.{not fertilisers}

could it be??...my silly new age stuff i figure out when i'm high?!?..i give fresh young coconut water 3x a week..and just tried very diluted pee...sooooo...any ideas?{any advice is welcome}..a sad day my 1st kids r{physically challenged}...been playing e blues when i get high!!

 

[racerboy71]

what is your question?

 

[KryptoBud]

I like mashed potatoes

 

[R1b3n4]

guys i got a 4 week auto hijak{1st grow} that looks like e teeny palm tree looking toy u get in ur cocktail or ice cream!!!!!!..2nd girl 6 days younger looks like a little shrub next to that cute little toy!....i got some miniature bonzai toys i could sell as cute pets for kids!!!

cell phone is an "antique"..cant put pics{spent all my cash on grow stuff}{china made!}

basic soil...4 hours solid sunlight from windowsill...14 hours 3 led lights{4000 lumens each} and a red blue grow light{el cheapo}...twice a day water spray{not too dry not too wet either}
basic complete plant nutrients foliar spayed twice a week.{not fertilisers}

could it be??...my silly new age stuff i figure out when i'm high?!?..i give fresh young coconut water 3x a week..and just tried very diluted pee...sooooo...any ideas?{any advice is welcome}..a sad day my 1st kids r{physically challenged}...been playing e blues when i get high!!

 

[Resinhound]

 

[verny]

right...about that{i,m sorry bout rambling}.....is this normal?...what could have caused such drastic stunting??..its an auto...and probably has another month to go...and from the looks of it...i dont think il be harvesting more than a joint!....all that effort and thats all i get?...is there any hope to turn things around for such plants?...

i just saw a youtube video showing a similar strain that looks like a real vegetating plant!...thats when it hit me ive got total duds....

plse just throw me a couple of possible causes so i dont screw up my next batch.

 

[R1b3n4]

We are gonna need pics to even begin to start helping you etc

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

pics plz, theres SO many things it could be, size of the pot, type of soil, feeding schedule, some kind of pathogen......its just impossible to guess from a description

 

[twalte]

could it be??...my silly new age stuff i figure out when i'm high?!?..i give fresh young coconut water 3x a week..and just tried very diluted pee...sooooo...any ideas!!

Lol. Urine and coconut water? May I ask why?

 

[R1b3n4]

Lol. Urine and coconut water? May I ask why?

 

[verny]

guys......i just had a major mind blasting trip where i felt like forrest gump!?!?......i,m terrified to talk 2 u guys!!!

 

[verny]

damn!!!.....i had to upload twice!?!....i thought 40 was e new 20,s...forgive my nasa galaxy star leaf phone pic quality.

 

[verny]

coconut is an ancient secret formula from the leaf god shiva.

 

[verny]

pls dont laugh at my "grow room"......and here,s another tip{for e older folk}...coconut oil,black pepper and turmeric go very well together...and organic cocoa.....great synergy with thc and cbd.

 

[the_small_axe]

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Buwahahaha!

 

[R1b3n4]

Basically you dont have enough light on the plants....

 

[HydoDan]

I'm surprised they grew at all... You need to do a lot of reading and less rambling.. search for the answer...
if you can't find it then ask questions!! Stop pissing on your plant!!

 

[verny]

i dilute my pee 20x!...these pics will explain better...plse....i dont get what i did wrong?....where do i even start?
and yup...buwahaha it is!

 

[HazednConfused]

guys i got a 4 week auto hijak{1st grow} that looks like e teeny palm tree looking toy u get in ur cocktail or ice cream!!!!!!..2nd girl 6 days younger looks like a little shrub next to that cute little toy!....i got some miniature bonzai toys i could sell as cute pets for kids!!!

cell phone is an "antique"..cant put pics{spent all my cash on grow stuff}{china made!}

basic soil...4 hours solid sunlight from windowsill...14 hours 3 led lights{4000 lumens each} and a red blue grow light{el cheapo}...twice a day water spray{not too dry not too wet either}
basic complete plant nutrients foliar spayed twice a week.{not fertilisers}

could it be??...my silly new age stuff i figure out when i'm high?!?..i give fresh young coconut water 3x a week..and just tried very diluted pee...sooooo...any ideas?{any advice is welcome}..a sad day my 1st kids r{physically challenged}...been playing e blues when i get high!!

I remember my first joint

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you need more light. period. w/e those little spot lights are, they clearly aren't enough, at least get a few cfls in there. a couple of t5s wouldn't hurt either