New Law Requires Students To Learn How To Handle Being Pulled Over By Police

[UncleBuck]

You're hot!

i know.

 

[bearkat42]

thank you for your post, but I'm fucking with him.

No you aren't, lily white.

 

[UncleBuck]

I have a big dick too. Muycuckold's wife really enjoys it.

 

[srh88]

I have a big dick too. Muycuckold's wife really enjoys it.

do you have to sharpie it black? because i heard thats the only color dick shes into

 

[UncleBuck]

do you have to sharpie it black? because i heard thats the only color dick shes into

I add purple hues

 

[srh88]

I add purple hues

i guess you have to.. if its too black she might catch on

 

[UncleBuck]

She likes my penis veins.

 

[srh88]

She likes my penis veins.

i heard she has no gag reflex.. is it true?

 

[UncleBuck]

i heard she has no gag reflex.. is it true?

Not sure. I only fuck her anally.

 

[spandy]

Nah, dont teach new drivers this shit. Just let them act like assholes, flail about and reach into every pocket/cubby in the vehicle while pulled over. Its not like people ever try to shoot police, so there shouldn't be a reason for police to be on edge with all these people they know dick about when they pull them over.

 

[srh88]

Not sure. I only fuck her anally.

as you should.

 

[Ace Yonder]

You're 180° off of reality. We've seen pictures of the village idiot and he has the arms of a seven year old schoolgirl and the rapier wit of a lobotomy patient.

This is the reality.

 

[bundee1]

Right where it belongs, 99.999% of the time. What a brilliant idea. Of course, it would be far better if they paired it with MuyLoco's Rules For Surviving Encounters With The Police.

Not everyone resorts to sucking cop dick and it would be illegal for underage kids to do so.

 

[bundee1]

Never had a problem with cops. Donate $ every year to the FOP and another one, the name of which eludes me, that helps families of fallen officers. I get sweet decals for my vehicles that have gotten me out of multiple tickets.

THe FOP is a proven scam bro.

 

[bundee1]

youre right. except i have a dui and lost my license due to points twice. but im sure you drive like a complete maniac in your moms 92 ford taurus

Nah its a big redneck 2500. Yeah he's that asshole.

 

[srh88]

probably has smokestacks and all on it.. southern cross license plate on the front.

 

[bundee1]

Good call on the Ford ownership, we have an Excursion, a Fusion and a F-150.

I thought you said you had a Cummins diesel?

 

[bearkat42]

Its not like people ever try to shoot police, so there shouldn't be a reason for police to be on edge with all these people they know dick about when they pull them over.

I know what you mean. Now just imagine how on edge logging workers, farmers, or even groundskeeping workers must be.

 

[spandy]

I know what you mean. Now just imagine how on edge logging workers, farmers, or even groundskeeping workers must be.

Of that entire list, pretty sure police are the only ones being hurt by other human beings on purpose.

Unless farmers are beating each other to death with shovels these days.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I know what you mean. Now just imagine how on edge logging workers, farmers, or even groundskeeping workers must be.

I dunno. Those crab fishermen look pretty twitchy.