Wife pregnant: Life ruined or tiny hands from god?

[davethepothead]

I thought my life was ruined as well. Turned out to be the best thing in my life. I wasn't living until I started living for my children.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

It's a girl.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Congrats Bob! . I'm in the same boat but only a little while away now. Bets? I just learned the other day I can cut the umbilical cord?! Lol I'm gonna cut that shit, how cool is that?!?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Congrats Bob! . I'm in the same boat but only a little while away now. Bets? I just learned the other day I can cut the umbilical cord?! Lol I'm gonna cut that shit, how cool is that?!?

Wait till she's born first, OK?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

So. As you may have guessed from the title Mrs. Zmuda has accepted my demon seed and is growing a tiny little zygote in her plush and lavish uterus. This is my first bebe.

Is my life ruined or should I view it as tiny hands from God? By this I mean: Those tiny little shrimp fingers could roll fantastic joints and trim crazy amounts of weed in a vietnamese style sweatshop (my garage).

So what do you think? (insults and jeers more than welcome)

Congratulations, and the Apocalypse is upon us.

The end is nigh!

 

[april]

It's a girl.

Congrats! ! Baby girls are soooo much fun♡♡♡♡♡

 

[420God]

It's a girl.

Nice! So while the wife and daughter are off shopping you'll have plenty of time to fish.

 

[april]

Nice! So while the wife and daughter are off shopping you'll have plenty of time to fish.

What...baby girl and mom's go fishing with daddy in my world..ok maybe I'm trolling and tanning but still with dad's. ..

 

[420God]

What...baby girl and mom's go fishing with daddy in my world..ok maybe I'm trolling and tanning but still with dad's. ..

I take the little one fishing if we're going off shore but no longer in a boat. Almost threw her over a couple times. She's good for about 3 casts then she's bored and wants to swim or play on the beach.

 

[april]

I take the little one fishing if we're going off shore but no longer in a boat. Almost threw her over a couple times. She's good for about 3 casts then she's bored and wants to swim or play on the beach.

Ya mine looks at clouds..drools all over the hat she keeps pulling off..or passes out...Lol omg I finally found sunglasses that fit..and she keeps on!!

 

[srh88]

It's a girl.

Aww.. Little shaniqua zmuda

 

[neosapien]

It's a girl.

Congratulations Bob!

Pro-tip... If you act like you're terrible at changing diapers, you just won't ever really have to change any.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Congratulations Bob!

Pro-tip... If you act like you're terrible at changing diapers, you just won't ever really have to change any.

That's the real lesson. Act like you're terrible or do a poor job at anything and you won't get asked to do it again. Life's secret.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

That's the real lesson. Act like you're terrible or do a poor job at anything and you won't get asked to do it again. Life's secret.

Is that a deformed gelfling in your avi?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Congratulations Bob!

Pro-tip... If you act like you're terrible at changing diapers, you just won't ever really have to change any.

Glad to know the younger generation figured that out ...

 

[whitebb2727]

I take the little one fishing if we're going off shore but no longer in a boat. Almost threw her over a couple times. She's good for about 3 casts then she's bored and wants to swim or play on the beach.

That's how I learned to swim. Lol.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Congrats Bob!

 

[Hookabelly]

It's a girl.

AWWWW!!!!

Congrats Bob! . I'm in the same boat but only a little while away now. Bets? I just learned the other day I can cut the umbilical cord?! Lol I'm gonna cut that shit, how cool is that?!?

You are gonna spoil that girl rotten I can already tell. wait until she wraps her little hand around your finger. That will seal the deal right there. Daughters are awesome!!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

AWWWW!!!!

You are gonna spoil that girl rotten I can already tell. wait until she wraps her little hand around your finger. That will seal the deal right there. Daughters are awesome!!

Yeah I'm doomed. I'm already a pushover and too easy going all around, she's gonna work me over for sure.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Thanks everyone! You guys freakin rock.

For some reason I kinda wanted a girl.

Now I have to brush up on my karate and target shooting.