Dank ass baby names.

[Bob Zmuda]

Ello poppetts!

So. I want to name the baby "Laterius" or "jamiroqwon" if it's a boy but my wife says it "doesn't go with our ethnic backgrounds". (I'm Sicilian she's Filipino)

Everyone's a critic.

Can you think of any rad baby names for me? Maybe ones my racist wife will approve of? Thanks.

 

[.Pinworm.]

 

[Singlemalt]

Ello poppetts!

So. I want to name the baby "Laterius" or "jamiroqwon" if it's a boy but my wife says it "doesn't go with our ethnic backgrounds". (I'm Sicilian she's Filipino)

Everyone's a critic.

Can you think of any rad baby names for me? Maybe ones my racist wife will approve of? Thanks.

Vito for a boy
Edit: Had I had a boy I woulda broken tradition and named him Vito

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Vito for a boy

I like it. In fact I kinda even like vita for a girl.

 

[Singlemalt]

I like it. In fact I kinda even like vita for a girl.

I was thinking more like "Bring me a beer"

 

[abe supercro]

 

[ChingOwn]

a girl has no name

a boys name is Jon

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Vito Laterius then maybe?

They can call him Serious Vito Laterius when he's pissed.

 

[ChingOwn]

Quigley

or

Jaydee

 

[Bob Zmuda]

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Lol. Perfect. Gonna see what the wife thinks.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Sucks when there's a name you like but you know some retarded asshole with the same name.

"Sorry babe, hunter is out. I knew a hunter in 3rd grade that would pick his butthole then lick his finger."

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Vito for a boy
Edit: Had I had a boy I woulda broken tradition and named him Vito

There's an "uncle Vito" on my dads side who's a real prick and does loansharking shit.

 

[peter berger]

Sherpey dunkstretch

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[qwizoking]

well...
i named a dog sloan
i really liked it


but i got ot from a brand of urinal

 

[Bob Zmuda]

well...
i named a dog sloan
i really liked it


but i got ot from a brand of urinal

Lol!

 

[Singlemalt]

Vito Laterius then maybe?

They can call him Serious Vito Laterius when he's pissed.

That's one serious name. Rispetto istante

 

[cannabineer]

Rotella.
Gervil.
Impudicus.
Tuude.
Penstemon.
Hei-Yu.

 

[ttystikk]

Scooter
Twiggs
Breathe

Not bad for a start.

 

[ttystikk]

well...
i named a dog sloan
i really liked it


but i got ot from a brand of urinal

Ain't that a pisser.