Is this dude gonna kill me ?

[Iloveskywalkerog]

I don't think he'll hurt you but he might rape you.

Im not going over there to get raped

 

[CrocodileStunter]

this is why im voting for trump

 

[b4ds33d]

you'll be totally safe. even if i'm wrong, it won't bother you long.

 

[panhead]

this is why im voting for trump

What did I miss , did Trump bad woodsmen while I was gone ?

 

[Hookabelly]

The dude was making a motion of stroking his cock towards me from across the creek waving me to come here

He wanted to play Simon Says

 

[CrocodileStunter]

What did I miss , did Trump bad woodsmen while I was gone ?

the woodsman is a mexican. I don't want skywalker to get raped and murdered or murdered and raped.

 

[bizarrojohnson]

I think the safest option is to just suck his dick. It's not gay if there isn't eye contact.

 

[GardenGnome83]

Walk up to him and pull a massive dilder out of your fly! Like a 24" one.
Might scare him away, or he'll grab it. He may get mad and beat you with it when he realizes it's fake, so be careful lol

 

[sunni]

You probably shouldn't have cussed him out, he's a person too. But he's probably not a serial killer.

You should find a way to nicely tell him you aren't gay, maybe give him some money, or leave some money with a note, or beer with a note.

I don't think he is going to kill you though, you probably did embarrass him, but I don't think he's going to kill you.

I'm not gay here's 50$ ....

 

[panhead]

the woodsman is a mexican. I don't want skywalker to get raped and murdered or murdered and raped.

A gay Mexican woodsman , hmmm , he would make a great pool boy .

You got a swimming pool Luke ?

 

[Singlemalt]

This is your sub-conscious talking to you Jesse. It is telling you to buckle down and go to school, study hard and get a real job. Otherwise the Texas Rangers will find your decomposed carcass under a bush with no dick , a bowling ball up your ass and a rotisserie chicken where your head used to be

 

[panhead]

I think the safest option is to just suck his dick. It's not gay if there isn't eye contact.

Kinda like getting head from some bodies grandmother , its great till somebody sees you .

 

[Finshaggy]

I'm not gay here's 50$ ....

No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

 

[bizarrojohnson]

Kinda like getting head from some bodies grandmother , its great till somebody sees you .

Well if I was just getting my sick ducked I wouldn't care if anyone rolled up on me.

 

[Hookabelly]

This is your sub-conscious talking to you Jesse. It is telling you to buckle down and go to school, study hard and get a real job. Otherwise the Texas Rangers will find your decomposed carcass under a bush with no dick , a bowling ball up your ass and a rotisserie chicken where your head used to be

There it is

 

[Singlemalt]

No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

Was she cute?

 

[panhead]

Wait, wait... so the dudes a Bum Bum?

Makes me want to burst into song , feel free to sing along if anybody knows the Frank Zappa sing Wino Man .

Been drinkin all night till my eyes got red .
Stumbled in the gutter & busted my head .
Bugs in my Zoot Suit , been scratchin like a dog.
Can't stand no water & I stink like a hog .

I went to the country .
And while I was gone .
I lost control of my body functions .
On a little old lady's front lawn .
I'm so ashamed , but I'm a wino man , i can't help myself .

36-24 hips about 30 , I seen the old lady & started talkin dirty.
Boy she looked over at me & raised a thumb .
She said " jam down the road you bum..bu ..bu ..bum .

 

[Hookabelly]

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

.

So you generously offered your dick? For Free?

 

[Finshaggy]

Was she cute?

She was like a meth head, that's all I noticed. She was skinny and blonde, but she probably could have been like 3-5 pictures in on a faces of meth thing.

 

[panhead]

No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

Hold the phone here , are you saying you passed up getting sucked off by a female just to spread good vibes ?

Unless she was a meth whore that's downright unamerican .