The UK Growers Thread!

[R1b3n4]

hi all im new to growing this seems like a friendly thread anyone know how to fim? lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Fuckin sick, first time I've ever predicted the winning team and score and the.bet doesn't count as the last goal was extra time. FML

 

[theslipperbandit]

says you who likes to fuck dead ppl haha

Mate the gash gets nice n tight but you've to use a little lube n they don't gag on ur cock either

 

[Pompeygrow]

haha

 

[bazoomer]

^^^^^^ & I thought I was a perv !!

 

[makka]

Mate the gash gets nice n tight but you've to use a little lube n they don't gag on ur cock either

Sounds good man lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

And for some reason u sweat alot less if it's an old corpse or if u wanna spice things up find an ol blue one n dress him up as poppa smurf

 

[Pompeygrow]

where do u find ya corpse man i needs to try this shit out

 

[Thc247]

http://www.bestshockers.com/3-guys-1-hammer/

http://www.bestshockers.com/1-lunatic-1-ice-pick/

i would usually feel a tad guilty at posting shit like that but seeing as i was munching on a mars ice cream when the 2girls 1cup was posted fuck it....lol

made ya feel a little eeerrgggg
not the best timing mate eating a choc icecream

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Necromumtimes?!

Any amounts of rugger buggers about the town the day. Surreal as fuck, brass band playing star wars music.

 

[theslipperbandit]

where do u find ya corpse man i needs to try this shit out

Hang around old folks homes...after a while you can smell it coming..mmmm makes me moist just thinking about it

 

[Pompeygrow]

my bird works at an end of life home ill have to ask her to phone me if one dies while she is working so i can have a go deep throat with out her/him gagging

 

[theslipperbandit]

Even better man shit dental so those nashers are coming right out n you'll get a gummie

 

[zeddd]

this should be the theme tune for #necrofuntimes.........

 

[abe supercro]

I didn't have a bin in the room lastnight and the new cat took a shit on me bed. I thought it was barf cos that's never happened before, but it had that distinct shit smell. I was on benedryl and topical mmj lotion, so it was like a bad dream in middle of night. Still slept 10 hours

 

[theslipperbandit]

Don, that partyflockgrew or whatever u call em how's their stealth? They've 50gs of md for 300e! N their silver bars are insane so this nd must be mad...have u tried his?

 

[Pompeygrow]

morning all

 

[1stblood......]

aint been dentist regularly for a few yrs now, dunno what it is never bothered me in me youth but the older i get the more scared of shit i get, just been n need a tooth out and 5 fucking fillings, shitting meself now....lol oh well needs must and nowt a handful of vals before me next app shouldnt sort out.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Make sure u do man cuz their painkillers won't do shit for u lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Don, that partyflockgrew or whatever u call em how's their stealth? They've 50gs of md for 300e! N their silver bars are insane so this nd must be mad...have u tried his?

they're on the ball mate. it'll obvs be post marked from netherlands but so long as your postie doesn't have sticky fingers you'll be champion man. make sure it's escrow'd mind. the new batch of bars are nuckin futs man.