Sexual favors

[Gary Goodson]

But in your original post you asked why isn't it the other way around? You weren't comparing apples to apples (assholes to assholes ahem).

I really shouldn't tell my true intentions with the op, but I'm gonna.

This is and always has been a troll thread, I was banking on the fact that I think there is at least one member that would say something like, women aren't here for men's sexual pleasure or what I'm proposing is fucked up and women shouldn't have to perform sexual acts on their husbands to get things blah blah blah

Total fail though, no one got upset lol I forgot we're all freaks around here

 

[charface]

I really shouldn't tell my true intentions with the op, but I'm gonna.

This is and always has been a troll thread, I was banking on the fact that I think there is at least one member that would say something like, women aren't here for men's sexual pleasure or what I'm proposing is fucked up and women shouldn't have to perform sexual acts on their husbands to get things blah blah blah

Total fail though, no one got upset lol I forgot we're all freaks around here

 

[Hookabelly]

I really shouldn't tell my true intentions with the op, but I'm gonna.

This is and always has been a troll thread, I was banking on the fact that I think there is at least one member that would say something like, women aren't here for men's sexual pleasure or what I'm proposing is fucked up and women shouldn't have to perform sexual acts on their husbands to get things blah blah blah

Total fail though, no one got upset lol I forgot we're all freaks around here

So who?

 

[fandango]

Why are you always being mean to me you're always telling me I'm out there or I like butthole too much... That's not nice, you want to put me on ignore then that's ok, but keep in mind I've never said one negative thing about you. Even when you were being a grumpy old curmudgeon in other threads. I guess that's the difference between us, I know that about you and when you're being grumpy I tell myself "Garebear, that's just how he is, let him be him, we still like him anyway"


Am I not allowed to love someone's asshole like the way other dudes like tits? There's boob men, ass men, and then there's me, a butthole kinda guy. I like to put the dick in and then pull it all the way out so you hear that sound like if she was sucking it with her butthole, then put it back in and repeat. That's how I roll when it cums to anal

Your post has affected me so much that I now wonder if I'm not normal.... Maybe I shouldn't like anus so much?

#sadgary
#nobuttsextoday

Odd I can't seem to find your selfie here...as the dare devil tends to eating asshole?

 

[Gary Goodson]

Odd I can't seem to find your selfie here...as the dare devil tends to eating asshole?

Selfie?

 

[micromary]

Is it the butt?

Lmao! Depends on how long u can lick butt 4.

 

[micromary]

Guys get away with murder too tho. Peeing all over the place, making a mess. Women do a lot for men but most men don't see that. So yeah I say girls should get any and all the pretty things they want.

 

[Hookabelly]

Odd I can't seem to find your selfie here...as the dare devil tends to eating asshole?

WTF?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Ain't no thang wrong with a little buttalingus

 

[tyler.durden]

My last wife didn't do SHIT for me. I worked two jobs and she got to stay at home, and I STILL had to come home and clean up, do my laundry, make my own meals, run errands, etc.. On top of this, she still almost never wanted to fuck or suck. I remember once toward the end she said, 'If you don't shape up, you're going to lose ALL this...' I laughed my ass off, and she looked hurt. "All what???" I replied, drying tears from my eyes. We'd be in bed, and I'd be trying, and she said, 'I'm really don't want to, you wouldn't want me to do something that I really wasn't into, would you?' I was like, 'Sure! I don't care. I don't want to do almost anything that I have to do for you everyday, but I do it anyway.' "Sex is different", she'd reply. Whatever, selfish bitch. Open wide, then spread 'em...

 

[qwizoking]

And you put a ring on it?

 

[kmog33]

I've been gone this summer, but before then I was on a ton. (Like today I've already burned a couple hours here LOL) I've been in tnt mostly. Have you been posting in the growing sections?
Post on the beard thread. LOL

I think I'm all over te place as I at on the timeline section on the phone app. I took a sabbatical from Riu for a few months and did some traveling and such. Back now though, some cheeky newbs lurking around these days lol.

 

[kmog33]

Girls always win, they get buttlicked and shoes. And guys get to lick butt and buy shoes after being mentally beaten like a rented mule and told y they r wrong. I think it works so well cuz most guys r push overs when it comes to a pretty face and a nice butt to lick. Lol

This statement may be true for some guys, but not all. My gf wins when she's right(and proves that I'm not ) but I like kissing her so no one licks anyone's bhole. She gets nicer things than shoes though.

 

[Hookabelly]

I think I'm all over te place as I at on the timeline section on the phone app. I took a sabbatical from Riu for a few months and did some traveling and such. Back now though, some cheeky newbs lurking around these days lol.

Not only cheeky news, but lots of drama with mods, and jr. high girl fight flavored threads….For awhile posts were mysteriously being deleted seemingly random.

 

[micromary]

This statement may be true for some guys, but not all. My gf wins when she's right(and proves that I'm not ) but I like kissing her so no one licks anyone's bhole. She gets nicer things than shoes though.

Lol that statement is true 4 all guys. Ur gf is nice, that's the only reason u have a say in anything. I control every aspect of my significant other. Apparel, attitude, friends, body modifications such as tattoos and Piercings. Lol im reading this and I realize I sound like a bitch. Any who, my point being that any guy can fall victim to the right girls charms. No man is immune. Unless ur gay but even then sometimes shit happens. Lol! Face it, most of u guys r just paychecks being tugged along by the penis. Oh yeah, and if u were my bf, u would b licking butt. Im a purse girl myself Lol jk

 

[tyler.durden]

And you put a ring on it?

It was so opposite in the beginning, that's how they get you. Scientists have discovered a substance that takes away 90% of a woman's sex drive. They call this substance Wedding Cake...

Remember the 3 rings of marriage: first comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering...

 

[kmog33]

Not only cheeky news, but lots of drama with mods, and jr. high girl fight flavored threads….For awhile posts were mysteriously being deleted seemingly random.

lol it seems to happen periodically here

 

[kmog33]

Lol that statement is true 4 all guys. Ur gf is nice, that's the only reason u have a say in anything. I control every aspect of my significant other. Apparel, attitude, friends, body modifications such as tattoos and Piercings. Lol im reading this and I realize I sound like a bitch. Any who, my point being that any guy can fall victim to the right girls charms. No man is immune. Unless ur gay but even then sometimes shit happens. Lol! Face it, most of u guys r just paychecks being tugged along by the penis. Oh yeah, and if u were my bf, u would b licking butt. Im a purse girl myself Lol jk

I think this goes both ways. In a healthy relationship its give AND take, not or. Maybe I just found a good one, but I also just don't put up with a whole lot of shit from girls, lol. Don't get me wrong, I definitely do things I would not usually to make my gf happy, but it's because it makes her happy and I like that, not because she tells me to do anything. Because honestly that is the least effective way to get me to do anything.

 

[micromary]

It was so opposite in the beginning, that's how they get you. Scientists have discovered a substance that takes away 90% of a woman's sex drive. They call this substance Wedding Cake...

Remember the 3 rings of marriage: first comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering...

Lmao! Its funny cuz its true.

 

[micromary]

I think this goes both ways. In a healthy relationship its give AND take, not or. Maybe I just found a good one, but I also just don't put up with a whole lot of shit from girls, lol. Don't get me wrong, I definitely do things I would not usually to make my gf happy, but it's because it makes her happy and I like that, not because she tells me to do anything. Because honestly that is the least effective way to get me to do anything.

lol u just ain't been broke down yet sweetie, give it time. It happens to everyone not really bad, its just life.