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CC Dobbs

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Zuckerdick is married so they won't do it. If he was single you'd have a better chance of convincing him.
 
droopy107

droopy107

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vro said:
Go to the ertoic review, adult fax or p411. Cityvibe is good and its free to. La has the best hookers out of any place in the us. Second best places are sf, vegas and nyc. You can thank me for this later
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I'll thank you for it now, good sir
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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The big problem with hooker stories is that they have to be recent, of course if the hooker is the main character. Busting up a bar and burning down a city block 30 yrs ago is fine if the hooker was ancillary
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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neosapien said:
Why is no one wanting to talk about hookers?

What is wrong with you people?!
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I've been doing a little mongering (that's actually what they call it) this past year. It's been a fun adventure. The first was around xmas time, I had this young thing come to my place. I couldn't believe she actually showed up. She was incredible, but all said and done it cost me $550. I almost fell in love with this girl, she couldn't have been 22 years old. Amazing face and body. Since then, I've been going for the '420 friendly' girls, and there's a LOT of those. Chicago is surprisingly an unfriendly place for this sort of thing, but there are some fairly nice asian massage places not far from me. I have this semi-regular 'provider' (this terminology cracks me up) who I believe is Korean. Hard to tell her age, but I'd say around 30. She is fantastic, esp. the head. I get out of there for $250 w/tip, full service. I'm treating myself about every other week. It is hard to believe that this biz and weed are both illegal. Fuck the man, I am free...
 
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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
I got some Colombian hookers in Aruba years ago. It was fucking awesome. They were probably more like sex slaves looking back in retrospect though. Which is sad. But I was nice to them. Which makes it better. For me to sleep at night.
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An ex-boss had a friend who did Aruba, sent him an email. Fuckin boss was haunted, so he saved up and did it for a vacation. 3 weeks in a lil palm shack on the beach with a a young 20's gal. The fuckin guy was ruined lol
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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neosapien said:
I got some Colombian hookers in Aruba years ago. It was fucking awesome. They were probably more like sex slaves looking back in retrospect though. Which is sad. But I was nice to them. Which makes it better. For me to sleep at night.
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I vacationed in Ixtapa/Zihuantanejo 3 years ago, best young hookers I've ever seen. $50 head, and it was good.
We went into town almost every night while drunk just for the head. Nothing like sipping a great Tequila, smoking some little Cuban cigars, and getting head from a juicy 18 year old. At least I think she was 18. Too late now...
 
neosapien

neosapien

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tyler.durden said:
I've been doing a little mongering (that's actually what they call it) this past year. It's been a fun adventure. The first was around xmas time, I had this young thing come to my place. I couldn't believe she actually showed up. She was incredible, but all said and done it cost me $550. I almost fell in love with this girl, she couldn't have been 22 years old. Amazing face and body. Since then, I've been going for the '420 friendly' girls, and there's a LOT of those. Chicago is surprisingly and unfriendly place for this sort of thing, but there are some fairly nice asian massage places not far from me. I have this semi-regular 'provider' (this terminology cracks me up) who I believe is Korean. Hard to tell her age, but I'd say around 30. She is fantastic, esp. the head. I get out of there for $250 w/tip, full service. I'm treating myself about every other week. It is hard to believe that this biz and weed are both illegal. Fuck the man, I am free...
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Back in '03 the Colombian broads were 2 drinks and $40 each. You went into a bar, sat down, ordered a drink for yourself, then if you liked a girl you saw, you ordered her a drink, then you went upstairs and did pretty much whatever you wanted. As far as I know it's still legal in San Nicolaas.
 
leftyguitar

leftyguitar

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tyler.durden said:
I've been doing a little mongering (that's actually what they call it) this past year. It's been a fun adventure. The first was around xmas time, I had this young thing come to my place. I couldn't believe she actually showed up. She was incredible, but all said and done it cost me $550. I almost fell in love with this girl, she couldn't have been 22 years old. Amazing face and body. Since then, I've been going for the '420 friendly' girls, and there's a LOT of those. Chicago is surprisingly an unfriendly place for this sort of thing, but there are some fairly nice asian massage places not far from me. I have this semi-regular 'provider' (this terminology cracks me up) who I believe is Korean. Hard to tell her age, but I'd say around 30. She is fantastic, esp. the head. I get out of there for $250 w/tip, full service. I'm treating myself about every other week. It is hard to believe that this biz and weed are both illegal. Fuck the man, I am free...
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[muhng-ger, mong-]
Spell Syllables
noun
1.
a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptibleway (usually used in combination):
a gossipmonger.
2.
Chiefly British. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (usually used incombination):
fishmonger.
verb (used with object)
3.
to sell; hawk.

I never heard the word "mongering" or "monger," other than in the context of "war monger" before. I learn something all the time.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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leftyguitar said:
[muhng-ger, mong-]
Spell Syllables
noun
1.
a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptibleway (usually used in combination):
a gossipmonger.
2.
Chiefly British. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (usually used incombination):
fishmonger.
verb (used with object)
3.
to sell; hawk.

I never heard the word "mongering" or "monger," other than in the context of "war monger" before. I learn something all the time.
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I thought 'whore monger' was the most popular variety, hence the term in prostitution...
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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neosapien said:
Back in '03 the Colombian broads were 2 drinks and $40 each. You went into a bar, sat down, ordered a drink for yourself, then if you liked a girl you saw, you ordered her a drink, then you went upstairs and did pretty much whatever you wanted. As far as I know it's still legal in San Nicolaas.
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That settles it. Group RIU trip to San Nicolass...
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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leftyguitar said:
[muhng-ger, mong-]
Spell Syllables
noun
1.
a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptibleway (usually used in combination):
a gossipmonger.
2.
Chiefly British. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (usually used incombination):
fishmonger.
verb (used with object)
3.
to sell; hawk.

I never heard the word "mongering" or "monger," other than in the context of "war monger" before. I learn something all the time.
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Apparently you never went to church as a youth. Whore monger is way more common than war monger
 
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