UncleBuck
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quote them, liar.
you're dumber than a college dropout who grows pot then.
and you're pretty racist too.
Tax payers paid for Colonel Sanders honeymoon
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and you're pretty racist too.
TBoneJack
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You some time ago mentioned something about a situation of (loosely from memory) "having reservations about a break up with a mate of 11 years who had big tits".
And I may be dumber than you on an absolute scale. But relatively speaking my friend, my place in life makes yours look like you're on welfare. Your wife's inherited wealth notwithstanding.
UncleBuck
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quote it then, murdoch.
so you're dumber than me, and you don't even have the wealth that my family has.
no wonder you're so bitter.
your penis is probably tiny too.
UncleBuck
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have you ever actually had sex, murdoch?
Hitting the Cervix:
Crampy/Uncomfortable Sensations During Sex
When a woman becomes excited, her vagina produces lubrication, the back of the vagina extends and her cervix (the tip of the uterus) pulls up. When she is relaxed, her cervix dips into the vagina.
It takes time to become fully excited and aroused. If she isn't fully aroused, her cervix may not pull up even though she has produced lubrication. In certain positions during sex, the penis may hit the cervix if it has not pulled up, causing an achy, crampy feeling that may linger after sex. If you are experiencing this problem, try a different position.
Red1966
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My statement was about neither "support" nor "mocking". It was about you accusing someone else of being "obsessed."there's a difference reeeeeeeeeeeeedi support him; not mock him.
Red1966
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I don't know, but I'm thinking your wife DOES complain about you touching her asshole.
TBoneJack
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You're a big dummy.
But I'm truly glad that you and your wife are back together. I hate to see broken families; even liberal ones.
And I'm quite sure your wife would produce wonderful children and be a very good mother to them. And they would be great kids. That is, if they weren't fathered by you.
Seriously Buck, do the world a favor your father didn't in your particular case: make strict use of condoms, spermicide, birth control pills, and maybe even an IUD. Because if just one of your little Michael Phelps wannabes gets loose in there, it could spell trouble for the whole world in the form of a child that would be too much like you.
So, if yall decide to have children, please please please make use of a good, safe sperm bank.
And if you'd like to know the sperm bank to which I donated, just let me know.
TBoneJack
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Well, not all the time.
UncleBuck
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we were apart?
tell me more about how your wife loves it when you hit her cervix, virgin murdoch.
TBoneJack
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I thought you were apart because you posted that you were on the brink of breaking up.
Read this article from Columbia Health:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/curious-about-her-body-151-what-my-penis-hitting
Quote:
Dear Alice,
The service that you provide is very informative. Thank you for it. When I have sex with my girlfriend and I thrust my penis deep into her body, she says that she can feel it hit something hard inside her body. I can't feel it hit anything. She is very curious to know what it is that I am hitting. Could you shed some light on this issue?
Curious about her body
Dear Curious about her body,
Chances are that what your girlfriend feels is the pressure of your penis against her cervix. The cervix forms the base, or a sort of neck, of the uterus. Your girlfriend can actually feel her cervix with her finger — if she slides her middle finger back along her vagina as far as possible, she will probably feel something like the tip of her nose with a small dimple in the middle.
The fact that you're hitting her cervix at all may be an indicator of her body's level of arousal. Typically, when a woman is aroused, her uterus and cervix will ascend, lengthening her vaginal barrel. This usually means that the penis doesn't hit the cervix. If she feels this pressure often, perhaps it's her body's way of telling her that she's not quite ready for penetration, OR that you're in too deep. Making sure she is aroused and changing positions may help.
And in my case Buck, it ain't because my wife is not ready for penetration...
TBoneJack
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You're right Buck. Your 50K per year is a whopping 33% of what I make. And I work 40 hours per week.
So you studied math at ASU? And you could pass an actuarial exam? Tomorrow? Damn Buck, don't you know how much actuaries get paid? Pretty well...
However, I imagine the job requires a degree, don't you think? Employers who pay big money want more than smarts in job candidates. They also want discipline. Which is something they never would see in a fucking college dropout. Especially one who was so close to graduation, and is now seemingly proud of his own epic failure.
Lemme guess: You got your fucking ass kicked out of college, right? You participated in some rally against GOP whitey and you got out of hand and got your ass kicked out. And now your coursework has expired. So you're fucked.
Amirite?
UncleBuck
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now if only you could quote it instead of making a constant liar out of yourself, murdoch.
then why the need for lube?
UncleBuck
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why would i want to be an actuary? that's an evil job.
TBoneJack
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It doesn't HAVE to be an evil job. You can do an honest job as an actuary.
Well, you couldn't. But lots of people could.
TBoneJack
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Buck, I was talking about lube in the context of you and me. You said you wanted to have sex with me. And I simply replied that I have lube and tissues. So let's stop talking about it and get down to business.
UncleBuck
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name one honest use of actuarial science then.
UncleBuck
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nah, i'm thinking it's because you can't arouse your wife, hence the cervix thing too.
it just makes too much sense, like your 9 sock puppets.
TBoneJack
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State Farm Insurance. Every claim I've ever made, they paid quickly and completely.
TBoneJack
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Please go back to the cute hippo. The goat and cat just don't do it for me.