Rehab ?

[Singlemalt]

Lose weight, tone up and move to Austin. Advert in Craigslist as an escort, you'll make a bundle off of old creepy white guys

 

[Hepheastus420]

Let me tell you why my mom wants me to go to
rehab, i first sold basically all my belongings to pawn shops for weed after I got fired, I also lost my place because of it and the fact that the place smelt like dank made the owner upset and he kicked me out, once I returned home my life was weed, everyday that was the goal to find a way to have Mary,and it still is, i stole my younger brothers PSP for $20 so I could buy 1.3 (stupid I know) I pawned my moms DVD player got it back though for $25, I stole $30 total from her wallet, I sold a few of my brothers Xbox games, I re-pawned my laptop that my dad bought back for me, I don't mind telling people all this cause it's extremely fucked up and needs to be exposed, Nothing I have said in these past life threads has been a lie, and
also the rehab is covered by insurance otherwise iI wouldn't be going. My mom provides for me at nearly 19 and i stab her in the back I'm very ashamed of myself, so I am not afraid to expose myself.

Anyways, have fun making up a fake lie on the internet.. weirdo

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

U know your dad? That's surprising .

Shut up racist bitch.

 

[mr sunshine]

Shut up racist bitch.

lol I'm Mexican I can't be racist...pinche negero.

I'm like you but with a little better credit.

 

[Singlemalt]

Shut up racist bitch.

Sunshine can't be racist. He's brown

 

[Singlemalt]

lol I'm Mexican I can't be racist...pinche negero.

I'm like you but with a little better credit.

and a helluva lot more smarts

 

[Hepheastus420]

lol I'm Mexican I can't be racist...pinche negero.

I'm like you but with a little better credit.

I don't know man.. my grandma came from Mexico and she'd be mad if I introduced a black girl to her. I don't agree but I won't disagree with an 80 year old woman, no use.

 

[Singlemalt]

I don't know man.. my grandma came from Mexico and she'd be mad if I introduced a black girl to her. I don't agree but I won't disagree with an 80 year old woman, no use.

Tell abuela the girl is Cuban or Puerto Rican

 

[mr sunshine]

and a helluva lot more smarts

Thank you sir I appreciate that..

 

[Singlemalt]

Thank you sir I appreciate that..

De nada. Es la verdad , simplemente indicando hecho

 

[qwizoking]

Hey man dont come to austin take that shit to dallas or something

 

[abe supercro]

Shut up racist bitch.

he may have observed that you lack direction and likely have little discipline in your life, possibly from a father's abscence. when did your folks get divorced?

 

[ChingOwn]

He's smoking weed bro this isn't an issue...only rich white boys go to rehab for marijuana. @tycrawlerog get off your knees!

not true he's been shoving pills up his ass or lying about doing it.....

 

[RainbowBrite86]

10 minutes of my life i'll never get back. Meh. I did laugh a few times though. Here ya go: http://www.bridgestorecovery.com/ They have a marijuana recovery program (that no one needs...) and it's a really nice place.

 

[Singlemalt]

OK, kids, Luke's gonna be with us until Monday after next. Let's start a pool on how he gets out of this one, just like all the other life crises he's told us about.

I'll start: miraculously he gets a job at Taco Bell, and convinces mom he's changed. She buys it, cancels rehab, and our boy gets fired 2 days later

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Taco Bell sounds so fucking good right now.

 

[Singlemalt]

10 minutes of my life i'll never get back. Meh. I did laugh a few times though. Here ya go: http://www.bridgestorecovery.com/ They have a marijuana recovery program (that no one needs...) and it's a really nice place.

Mom is sending him to Florida. Too bad, he coulda banged that skinny nurse, or that depressed white girl

 

[mr sunshine]

I don't know man.. my grandma came from Mexico and she'd be mad if I introduced a black girl to her. I don't agree but I won't disagree with an 80 year old woman, no use.

My grandma Says all blacks steal..the thing is, it's just an opinion from an innocent bystander.. We don't have a horse in the race...that whole white black thing doesn't interest us ,fuck em both. The fact that your literally fucking a black girl is most likely a subconsciously made decision that's aligned with your grandmas ideology. U may agree with your grams more then you realize.

 

[vro]

white men rule the world hitler was right

 

[Singlemalt]

I forgot to add in the scenario: He doesn't get fired for being slow this time; he gets fired for being caught naked in the backroom while gorgeing on the taco meat and grated cheese by the handful