Random Jibber Jabber Thread

StonedFarmer said:
in the mutual driveway, its also fire escape so it was agreed we share.

ugh idk or care shit hit the fan I probably wont wak up tomorrow. if I do then it's a miracle.

no more court no more ex wife bs. inkicked gf and kid out, lied saying i was sick.I just ate 30 mgxanax, 300mg ta
razadone, 75 mg seroquel nd more oxy about 400mg. qnd chased with a bottle o whiskey.

I'm done being judged. knowing my tolerance ill just seizure out for a few hours
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Wish wish wish.... Dude go the hospital!
 
Hookabelly said:
@Singlemalt Where you been hiding the past week? Do yo actually have a life? I'm so jealous
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As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time ;). My kids came home for my B-day; them and the ex are commanding my presence. Now add my mom to the mix, I have very little time......4 women of multiple generations demanding. Sigh



;)
 
Singlemalt said:
As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time ;). My kids came home for my B-day; them and the ex are commanding my presence. Now add my mom to the mix, I have very little time......4 women of multiple generations demanding. Sigh



;)
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TOKEN BUD/BUNS PIC FOR RANDY SINGLEMALT;

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@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
 
Hookabelly said:
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TOKEN BUD/BUNS PIC FOR RANDY SINGLEMALT;

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@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
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Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
 
Singlemalt said:
Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
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bahahahaha - Tried to find you the old "Serenading Unicorn" birthday song, and this is what came up.


I don't know wat he's saying, and it's probably isn't "Happy Birthday".

But - here you go!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Singlemalt said:
Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
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I don't know why but that just made me spit out my iced tea. Is your mom (even though you're a good son and you love her) driving you crazy? I just pictured this little lady following you around like you're twelve.

Tell.
 
Singlemalt said:
Thanks, I guess.....sounds like a weird ABBA lol
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I can try to remember the original. It was brought to you by "JUICY FRIUT"

Then they pulled it and I can't seem to find it anywhere. The unicorn in the previous video is stollen from THAT video.

Not when it's dressed up all blingy though.

Ok - here she goes. From the old memory bank:

"I heard it was your birthday Tooo-DAY, so from the bottom of my mythical heeeeeeaaaaaart

blew blew beeeeew, do do do

I know you're the only one whose been sweet from the start

Swe-swe-swe-swe-sweeet from the start - HEY

(rap part now)

A year olda and you still look young, so I hope that your day is an Especially SWEET ONE

Happy birthday Yeah- eh."

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Hookabelly said:
I don't know why but that just made me spit out my iced tea. Is your mom (even though you're a good son and you love her) driving you crazy? I just pictured this little lady following you around like you're twelve.

Tell.
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You have no idea. She follows me around, chattering away, getting in the way. Chattering, asking questions like a 4 yr old. Had a large dead pine tree fall on the barn, it's propped on it. I'm on the roof(steep) with a chain saw..........she's chattering away, in the way.
 
Singlemalt said:
You have no idea. She follows me around, chattering away, getting in the way. Chattering, asking questions like a 4 yr old. Had a large dead pine tree fall on the barn, it's propped on it. I'm on the roof(steep) with a chain saw..........she's chattering away, in the way.
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This is why I spit my drink all over the screen. I am sooo picturing that. did you just FIRE up the chainsaw and rev it right in the middle of her gum beating? That's what I would do. I swear, I work with my Mom once a week (family business) and I totally revert to passive aggressive stunts like that. It's the only way to stay sane. I will NOT micro manage my children when they are grown.
 
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