Random Jibber Jabber Thread

in the mutual driveway, its also fire escape so it was agreed we share.

ugh idk or care shit hit the fan I probably wont wak up tomorrow. if I do then it's a miracle.

no more court no more ex wife bs. inkicked gf and kid out, lied saying i was sick.I just ate 30 mgxanax, 300mg ta
razadone, 75 mg seroquel nd more oxy about 400mg. qnd chased with a bottle o whiskey.

I'm done being judged. knowing my tolerance ill just seizure out for a few hours
Wish wish wish.... Dude go the hospital!
 
@Singlemalt Where you been hiding the past week? Do yo actually have a life? I'm so jealous
As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time ;). My kids came home for my B-day; them and the ex are commanding my presence. Now add my mom to the mix, I have very little time......4 women of multiple generations demanding. Sigh



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As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time ;). My kids came home for my B-day; them and the ex are commanding my presence. Now add my mom to the mix, I have very little time......4 women of multiple generations demanding. Sigh



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TOKEN BUD/BUNS PIC FOR RANDY SINGLEMALT;

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@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
 
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@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
 
Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
bahahahaha - Tried to find you the old "Serenading Unicorn" birthday song, and this is what came up.


I don't know wat he's saying, and it's probably isn't "Happy Birthday".

But - here you go!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
I don't know why but that just made me spit out my iced tea. Is your mom (even though you're a good son and you love her) driving you crazy? I just pictured this little lady following you around like you're twelve.

Tell.
 
Thanks, I guess.....sounds like a weird ABBA lol
I can try to remember the original. It was brought to you by "JUICY FRIUT"

Then they pulled it and I can't seem to find it anywhere. The unicorn in the previous video is stollen from THAT video.

Not when it's dressed up all blingy though.

Ok - here she goes. From the old memory bank:

"I heard it was your birthday Tooo-DAY, so from the bottom of my mythical heeeeeeaaaaaart

blew blew beeeeew, do do do

I know you're the only one whose been sweet from the start

Swe-swe-swe-swe-sweeet from the start - HEY

(rap part now)

A year olda and you still look young, so I hope that your day is an Especially SWEET ONE

Happy birthday Yeah- eh."


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I don't know why but that just made me spit out my iced tea. Is your mom (even though you're a good son and you love her) driving you crazy? I just pictured this little lady following you around like you're twelve.

Tell.
You have no idea. She follows me around, chattering away, getting in the way. Chattering, asking questions like a 4 yr old. Had a large dead pine tree fall on the barn, it's propped on it. I'm on the roof(steep) with a chain saw..........she's chattering away, in the way.
 
You have no idea. She follows me around, chattering away, getting in the way. Chattering, asking questions like a 4 yr old. Had a large dead pine tree fall on the barn, it's propped on it. I'm on the roof(steep) with a chain saw..........she's chattering away, in the way.
This is why I spit my drink all over the screen. I am sooo picturing that. did you just FIRE up the chainsaw and rev it right in the middle of her gum beating? That's what I would do. I swear, I work with my Mom once a week (family business) and I totally revert to passive aggressive stunts like that. It's the only way to stay sane. I will NOT micro manage my children when they are grown.
 
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