Bacon

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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i pray to bacon every night

i had all the bacon accessories and merchandise

one night my dad caught me praying to bacon and he called me a faggot

that only made me pray to bacon harder "bacon" i said, "please save me from the vegans" suddenly i smelt the strong smell of frying pork

i knew it was bacon

the window glass shattered in a surprising yet sexually stimulating manner

"bacon!!!" i said "you are real and you do love me!" bacon positioned me on all fours and stuck his massive pork penis in my anus

i hurt but i did it for bacon

just as bacon let out his mighty greasy roar and filled up my anus with his succulent juices my dad walked in and said "who the fuck are you"

bacon looked over at my dad and gave him a cholesterol spike that led to a heart attack

bacon looked at me and gave me a romantic kiss and said "*sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle*"

i knew it then

bacon is love

bacon is....... life
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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curious2garden said:
I'll have to go over them. It was so pretty, like the embers of a wildfire at night but it was day

I am having a terrific night it is blues night. But they are singing some old Cole Porter, Night and Day.
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Nice, you could do worse. Where is the flower preserve? Might have been there when I lived in your neck o the woods
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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tytheguy111 said:
i pray to bacon every night

i had all the bacon accessories and merchandise

one night my dad caught me praying to bacon and he called me a faggot

that only made me pray to bacon harder "bacon" i said, "please save me from the vegans" suddenly i smelt the strong smell of frying pork

i knew it was bacon

the window glass shattered in a surprising yet sexually stimulating manner

"bacon!!!" i said "you are real and you do love me!" bacon positioned me on all fours and stuck his massive pork penis in my anus

i hurt but i did it for bacon

just as bacon let out his mighty greasy roar and filled up my anus with his succulent juices my dad walked in and said "who the fuck are you"

bacon looked over at my dad and gave him a cholesterol spike that led to a heart attack

bacon looked at me and gave me a romantic kiss and said "*sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle*"

i knew it then

bacon is love

bacon is....... life
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ty this has to be the most fucked up thing I found by accident. oh wait, did i post in the wrong thread?
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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tytheguy111 said:
i pray to bacon every night

i had all the bacon accessories and merchandise

one night my dad caught me praying to bacon and he called me a faggot

that only made me pray to bacon harder "bacon" i said, "please save me from the vegans" suddenly i smelt the strong smell of frying pork

i knew it was bacon

the window glass shattered in a surprising yet sexually stimulating manner

"bacon!!!" i said "you are real and you do love me!" bacon positioned me on all fours and stuck his massive pork penis in my anus

i hurt but i did it for bacon

just as bacon let out his mighty greasy roar and filled up my anus with his succulent juices my dad walked in and said "who the fuck are you"

bacon looked over at my dad and gave him a cholesterol spike that led to a heart attack

bacon looked at me and gave me a romantic kiss and said "*sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle* *sizzle*"

i knew it then

bacon is love

bacon is....... life
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