***I AM GOD***BE TRUTHFULL AND YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN***

[mainliner]

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

 

[Sativied]

@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

 

[Alpha & Omega]

@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , excellent post, cheers man, that was pure comedy.

 

[twistedranks]

sounds like somebody is flying pretty high right now

 

[thepenofareadywriter]

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

so why is god dreaming and who would be telling him things

 

[Silky Shagsalot]

ahhhh, so sad.

 

[Nevaeh420]

@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

Lol, this guy believes that I am a "false prophet".

I only have one dad, and My dads name is "Nuno Oliveira".

@mainliner can't even come up with any evidence that he is "God", besides that a dream told him so.

Mainliner is not My dad. And even God can't be proven.

I will watch and enjoy the...

Wait until all of the Atheists come across this guy, lol.

~PEACE~

 

[Pinworm]

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

God, are you there? It's me, Pinworm. If you really are the all-knowing being you claim to be - then which hand am I using to jerk off with right now?

 

[Nevaeh420]

@Ceepea

@tyler. Durden

The Atheists will debunk "God", as they normally do.

~PEACE~

 

[Ceepea]

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

God would have much better grammar than you.

 

[Geronimo420]

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

Dear God, for your own good you should stick to weed & leave the rest for those who have more experience.

 

[Nevaeh420]

It doesn't seem like @mainliner wants to give a rebuttal to any of our posts.

~PEACE~

 

[Geronimo420]

I am Priapus God of fertility son of Aphrodite by Dionysus if you worship me i can enlarge your dick or make it smaller if you piss me off

 

[Nevaeh420]

It looks like @GOD HERE has some competition.

~PEACE~

 

[dannyboy602]

Yes sir the crazies are out tonight...

 

[mainliner]

Lol, this guy believes that I am a "false prophet".

I only have one dad, and My dads name is "Nuno Oliveira".

@mainliner can't even come up with any evidence that he is "God", besides that a dream told him so.

Mainliner is not My dad. And even God can't be proven.

I will watch and enjoy the...

Wait until all of the Atheists come across this guy, lol.

~PEACE~

oop's


lol

 

[tyler.durden]

It's just nice to have another contender for the crown beside George, his shit got old years ago. Go Father Mainliner, go! Let us hear some of your prophecies...

 

[Fease]

Lay off the DMT bro god, and did you just quote a movie, except in a godly context?

 

[SnapsProvolone]

Hey Gawd, I did this little hottie behind her hubbys back but my wife knew, am I good to go? She's the bad one right? I sure don't feel bad about it, so it has to be ok or no?

 

[mainliner]

It's just nice to have another contender for the crown beside George, his shit got old years ago. Go Father Mainliner, go! Let us hear some of your prophecies...

explain what prophecies ........... and ill begin