Your favorite sayings

[Saulamus]

Here in the mountains there is one word I like.

You-uns. For those that don't know, that's y'all plus three.

And everyone says "reach me" instead of "hand me" something.

The reach me something is a new one to me, but you-uns is a word in Ozarkanese.

 

[Saulamus]

Oh this ones good, watched lock stock and two smoming barrels last week.
If the milk is sour I aint the kinda pussy to drink it

Great movie. Layer Cake is another one. Brick Top has several good colloquialisms, one of my favs: "Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not."

When someone is trying to tell how to do something, and you want them to stop: I'm fuckin' this horse, if I wanted your help I'd hold up the tail.

 

[dannyboy602]

"Never have kids. Only grandkids."

 

[Gary Goodson]

When someone rambles too much or over explains something

"Hey man I just asked what time it was not how the watch works"

 

[woody333333]

Between me you and the fence post

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

When someone rambles too much or over explains something

"Hey man I just asked what time it was not how the watch works"

Got an old buddy that says much the same.

"I just asked you for the time, not to build me a fucking watch".

 

[Silky Shagsalot]

read this on a bathroom wall, "women, you can't live with em, and you can't live with em!"

 

[WHATFG]

Men...you can't live with them and you can't shoot them!

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Fuck you mother fuckers! You know who you are.

 

[whitebb2727]

Someone is getting on your nerves:

"You my squirrel? Then get off my nuts."







It smells like updog in here.

 

[Milovan]

 

[Milovan]

 

[Growan]

 

[WHATFG]

If she doesn't scare the hell out of you a little she's not the one.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Or, and hear me out here, I'll do wtf I want and not give a shit about anything you say

hey, remember when I said you and that other guy should go suck each others dick? I guess I offended someone and they reported it, fucking pussys can't handle the internet.

@mods why did you delete my post and leave this guys response to me? His post doesn't make any sense now.

And wtf was wrong with the other post in here that you deleted?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

'getcho ass in the car, BOY! I don;t know why you come down here messin with THESE people!!"

 

[whitebb2727]

If you shake more than twice your playing with it.

You better quit playing with that thing you'll go blind.

 

[Bublonichronic]

No worries dyna, I'd be more concerned if somthing I said actually did make sense

 

[Dyna Ryda]

No worries dyna, I'd be more concerned if somthing I said actually did make sense

you've said lots of things that makes sense, and you were correct, there are some horrible people on here

I was just being an asshole when I included you in that post last night

I really don't know why my 2 post were deleted, they weren't bad.............well not compared to most of the shit on here

 

[quantumwot]

"" if i agreed with you then we'd both be idiots ""

I heard an old boy the other day describing a piece of knackered farm equipment as:

"as much use as tits on a bull."

Another gentleman, whilst expressing that he didn't agree entirely with a statement made to him offered:

"Well, now. I wouldn't tie my donkey to it, but..."


I also like:

"Fine words butter no parsnips."

It has an air of dignity about it.

"" if i agree with you then we'd both be idiot's ""