This is why I don't f'ing drink!

[Seamaiden]

So last night we went to have dinner with a couple we're good friends with. She knows what I like, and so she had her another bottle of very good zinfandel. Now, I don't drink very often, and when I do, I don't drink much. But, this zin was a good zin, and a good zin it was.

So I quaffed, and I choofed, and I quaffed some more, and next thing I knew she's telling me, Oh, Seamaiden, did you know this zin is over 14% alcohol? Why, no, Female Friend, I didn't! (giggle) I was lit, and fortunately the excellent dinner allowed me to process some of that there alcohol.

It's time to go, not so late, but it's a work night, off we go. I follow The Man, his bike's taillight is out (wtf? he keeps saying the wiring harness is good, I disagree). We get home, I start yakkin' about something as I'm pulling off my gloves and my helmet and I ask him a question and just then swing my leg over and WHAM the fucking bike drops! I forgot to put down the damned kickstand! oops. I kinda whacked my mirror, but at least my pegs and bars kept everything else in good shape. What a fucking ditz, this is why I don't drink!

 

[Biggravy22]

Alcohol fucks you up. I can smoke all night, but when it comes to drinking that's a whole new ballgame. Im no lightweight, but my shits all fucked up when Im drunk. The mirror is a small fix...she should be back up to no good soon enough right?

 

[mjetta]

your a lady,

that rides?

awesome, tell him hes lucky

 

[nashbar]

i dropped my bike the third day i had it, backing out of my driveway, neighbors watching. i was drunk and high and wanted to ride around the block.

picked myself and the bike up and moved on. no real damage, scuff on the handle bar.

 

[panhead]

There was an instance when i was still drinking heavily in my younger days where i came to a stop light & forgot to put a foot on the ground,i just kinda hung there in limbo until i remembered i needed to put a foot on the ground,thats all it took,the bike crashed right over on the carb side & tore the carb off,man was i pissed.

 

[Hydrotech364]

i bounced a 53 pan head off a chain link fence one night drunk.they only made a thousand of this certain model for the shriners.never drank and rode my bike again.If i remember right it took a year to get the $$ saved up to fix it.then i sold it!!!!!

 

[blackcoupe01]

Thats why you dont drink and ride. Two wheels, two drinks. Thats what I go by when Im ridin.

 

[nashbar]

i bounced a 53 pan head off a chain link fence one night drunk.they only made a thousand of this certain model for the shriners.never drank and rode my bike again.If i remember right it took a year to get the $$ saved up to fix it.then i sold it!!!!!

that's why i bought a cheap bike. i was a semi-pro bicyclist, i ride mountain bikes and race road. i ride aggressively, it's only a matter of time before i low side my ninja in a turn.

 

[mjetta]

Thats why you dont drink and ride. Two wheels, two drinks. Thats what I go by when Im ridin.

one drink per wheel i like that rule

just think about 18 wheelers though

I guess thats why they stick to the meth

 

[bonze309]

nashbar u sound like me i hav a gsxr with a big bore kit and a barnett carbon fiber race clutch put some frame sliders on her and u will be alright

 

[blackcoupe01]

Heres my baby. 04 GSXR 750.

 

[doctorD]

I was at the forest preserve taking a walk smoking a bowl and came back to my bike on the ground. I have no idea how it happened but the damn clutch lever broke and left only like 1.5in. It sucked trying to shift with that short lever what a pain.

 

[Seamaiden]

Whoa.. that IS fucked, and if it was steady on the stand, it makes me wonder, did some Johnny Blowwad decide to come by and just sit on it? There are true idiots in this world.

Alcohol fucks you up. I can smoke all night, but when it comes to drinking that's a whole new ballgame. Im no lightweight, but my shits all fucked up when Im drunk. The mirror is a small fix...she should be back up to no good soon enough right?

Alcohol DEFINITELY fucks me up. We were there several hours and I'd stopped with the zin about two hours before we left. It just sticks with me in a way that mj does not. Oh yeah, mirror's fixed, just knocked it loose on the stem. Takes two to readjust these damned Kuryakyns, if I'd know I might have found a set of VTX mirrors instead.

your a lady,

that rides?

awesome, tell him hes lucky

Correct on all three counts.

There was an instance when i was still drinking heavily in my younger days where i came to a stop light & forgot to put a foot on the ground,i just kinda hung there in limbo until i remembered i needed to put a foot on the ground,thats all it took,the bike crashed right over on the carb side & tore the carb off,man was i pissed.

Oh fuck! I haven't quite done that yet, but I have my own... "sequence" that must be performed every time I ride. Just like when I take a shower, I have to do things in a certain sequence or I will literally forget, Oh, did I brush my teeth or not? (I try not to let 'em get to the point where you could definitely tell) Gotta do that with the bike, did this same thing once last year when we'd stopped at a market, I got to talking before going through my sequence, forgot to put out the stand, and

she


just



fell



over.

(And he always asked me, What happened?? I FELL! )

i bounced a 53 pan head off a chain link fence one night drunk.they only made a thousand of this certain model for the shriners.never drank and rode my bike again.If i remember right it took a year to get the $$ saved up to fix it.then i sold it!!!!!

Oh, I have got to see a pic of that.

Thats why you dont drink and ride. Two wheels, two drinks. Thats what I go by when Im ridin.

Funny, I was fine until I turned the bike off.

The following is for mjetta.

 

[mjetta]

Whoa.. that IS fucked, and if it was steady on the stand, it makes me wonder, did some Johnny Blowwad decide to come by and just sit on it? There are true idiots in this world.
Alcohol DEFINITELY fucks me up. We were there several hours and I'd stopped with the zin about two hours before we left. It just sticks with me in a way that mj does not. Oh yeah, mirror's fixed, just knocked it loose on the stem. Takes two to readjust these damned Kuryakyns, if I'd know I might have found a set of VTX mirrors instead.
Correct on all three counts.
Oh fuck! I haven't quite done that yet, but I have my own... "sequence" that must be performed every time I ride. Just like when I take a shower, I have to do things in a certain sequence or I will literally forget, Oh, did I brush my teeth or not? (I try not to let 'em get to the point where you could definitely tell) Gotta do that with the bike, did this same thing once last year when we'd stopped at a market, I got to talking before going through my sequence, forgot to put out the stand, and

she


just



fell



over.

(And he always asked me, What happened?? I FELL! )
Oh, I have got to see a pic of that. Funny, I was fine until I turned the bike off.

The following is for mjetta.

ooh thank you, that is sexy

big ass, the same way i like my women

 

[Orange Shovel CAGrower]

lol at first i thought u meant road bike. i found out a BUI is almost equal to a DUI...so stupid

 

[gogrow]

So last night we went to have dinner with a couple we're good friends with. She knows what I like, and so she had her another bottle of very good zinfandel. Now, I don't drink very often, and when I do, I don't drink much. But, this zin was a good zin, and a good zin it was.

So I quaffed, and I choofed, and I quaffed some more, and next thing I knew she's telling me, Oh, Seamaiden, did you know this zin is over 14% alcohol? Why, no, Female Friend, I didn't! (giggle) I was lit, and fortunately the excellent dinner allowed me to process some of that there alcohol.

It's time to go, not so late, but it's a work night, off we go. I follow The Man, his bike's taillight is out (wtf? he keeps saying the wiring harness is good, I disagree). We get home, I start yakkin' about something as I'm pulling off my gloves and my helmet and I ask him a question and just then swing my leg over and WHAM the fucking bike drops! I forgot to put down the damned kickstand! oops. I kinda whacked my mirror, but at least my pegs and bars kept everything else in good shape. What a fucking ditz, this is why I don't drink!

that sucks!! i did almost the same thing a few weeks back... after a long, rough night in N.O., i came back to my bike which was only a few miles away from my house... had it parked in my buddy's shed, (dirt floor) being fairly drunk and extremely tired i decided to spin the bike on the kickstand to turn it around... damn kickstand folded up on me somehow and WHAM!!
good thing my wife was there; my drunk ass didnt have the strength to get the bike up, only lay there. thankfully the ride home was fine though.

 

[Seamaiden]

ooh thank you, that is sexy

big ass, the same way i like my women

D'oh! Good thing that's how The Man likes 'em, too (although, if you ask him what he looks for in a woman, I guarantee you he's gonna quip, "Teeth"). Hubba hubba.

that sucks!! i did almost the same thing a few weeks back... after a long, rough night in N.O., i came back to my bike which was only a few miles away from my house... had it parked in my buddy's shed, (dirt floor) being fairly drunk and extremely tired i decided to spin the bike on the kickstand to turn it around... damn kickstand folded up on me somehow and WHAM!!
good thing my wife was there; my drunk ass didnt have the strength to get the bike up, only lay there. thankfully the ride home was fine though.

N.O. as in LA? As in "city of my birth"? Ok so, when my bike hits my husband runs over and grabs the bars from the opposite (of down) side. He's pulling and grunting, and I know he can get it up, but it was like, jeez, man, my fuck up, I clean up my own messes. So, I just put my butt into the seat, grab under the seat on the left, grab the bar on the right, and up we go. I'm getting WAY too good at this...

Bet you left one hell of a divet in that guy's shed floor.

 

[Seamaiden]

lol at first i thought u meant road bike. i found out a BUI is almost equal to a DUI...so stupid

Whaddaya mean road bike? Mine is not a dirt bike, that's for sure. I've never heard of a BUI, biking under the influence... wait a minute, do you mean "road bike" as in BICYCLE??? You can get popped for riding the wobblies on your own damn bike? Is that what you're talking about?

 

[gogrow]

D'oh! Good thing that's how The Man likes 'em, too (although, if you ask him what he looks for in a woman, I guarantee you he's gonna quip, "Teeth"). Hubba hubba.
N.O. as in LA? As in "city of my birth"? Ok so, when my bike hits my husband runs over and grabs the bars from the opposite (of down) side. He's pulling and grunting, and I know he can get it up, but it was like, jeez, man, my fuck up, I clean up my own messes. So, I just put my butt into the seat, grab under the seat on the left, grab the bar on the right, and up we go. I'm getting WAY too good at this...

Bet you left one hell of a divet in that guy's shed floor.

yes, the city of your birth.... cool place. but he had no floor in the shed, just lumpy dirt, thats why it went down.... (alchohol had nothing to do with it).... getting pretty good at picking up my bike also, whether that is a good thing or not.....

 

[gogrow]

Whaddaya mean road bike? Mine is not a dirt bike, that's for sure. I've never heard of a BUI, biking under the influence... wait a minute, do you mean "road bike" as in BICYCLE??? You can get popped for riding the wobblies on your own damn bike? Is that what you're talking about?

oh yes you can; down here you can technically get a dui for riding your horse drunk on a public road... i guess bicycles, tractors, horses all count as driving... even if the top speed is 10