Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Take an A anyway you can get it LOL! Cn's handing out mid term grades tomorrow, many tears I fear LOL.

I screwed up big last night. I corned a beef brisket and then slapped it right on my BBQ, sat down and realized I hadn't bothered to soak it to remove some of the salt. So all the rub etc...... had to be washed off and it's sitting in water in my fridge, while I lick my wounds and weeble out to the store to buy more coriander, sigh...... all the while hoping I don't get lost in the store (don't laugh it's happened hubby had to leave work -- he was not amused).
haha i just wish the other teachers would like update the marks :D
but im happy to have Straight A's in the most important class
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
The other day I drove my recyclables up the hill. The colored glass, now emptied of all its malty hoppy goodness, was in two trash cans, and I received a cheeseburger's worth of redemption. I then proceeded back down the mountain, bouncing along the back roads on the way to the bank. After all, i wanted TWO cheeseburgers' worth in my pocket.

At the bank, I noticed that i had become the victim of a heinous, underhanded and despicable act of crime.
I'd started off with two trash cans and now there was only one in the truck's bed. And as if that weren't enough the can-snatching bastards left my truck's gate down!!

Now you might think that gate down, unsecured cans and bouncy mountain roads might, might be construed as an accident waiting to happen. I stand by my hypothesis of deliberate and malicious theft by parties unknown. An empty trash can is wealth here in the 'Stan. I ask you, what truly are the chances that I negligently left the gate down myself, and the cheapo trash can bounced onto the side of Twisty Mountain Road without my noticing, only to be snapped up by one of the locals? I agree with you, none at all! ~blush~
 

Garden Boss

Well-Known Member
The other day I drove my recyclables up the hill. The colored glass, now emptied of all its malty hoppy goodness, was in two trash cans, and I received a cheeseburger's worth of redemption. I then proceeded back down the mountain, bouncing along the back roads on the way to the bank. After all, i wanted TWO cheeseburgers' worth in my pocket.

At the bank, I noticed that i had become the victim of a heinous, underhanded and despicable act of crime.
I'd started off with two trash cans and now there was only one in the truck's bed. And as if that weren't enough the can-snatching bastards left my truck's gate down!!

Now you might think that gate down, unsecured cans and bouncy mountain roads might, might be construed as an accident waiting to happen. I stand by my hypothesis of deliberate and malicious theft by parties unknown. An empty trash can is wealth here in the 'Stan. I ask you, what truly are the chances that I negligently left the gate down myself, and the cheapo trash can bounced onto the side of Twisty Mountain Road without my noticing, only to be snapped up by one of the locals? I agree with you, none at all! ~blush~
I'm guessing it was an extraction team...

they left your tailgate open to question yourself.
 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
Just had dinner and asked my bf,

"which ice cream do you want, rum and raisin or a frozen yoghurt?"

He answers a question with a question, "which one do you prefer?"

" why do you have to eat the one I like?" lol!
 
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