Street Survival Techniques (A tutorial)

Pinworm said:
I heard every Alaskan resident gets a fucking check every year for 1500 bucks from Uncle Sam for just fucking living there.
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@norcaltweeks
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All the bear you can eat
No nosy neighbours or cops.
So what if u have to sit down to pee for the rest of your life. At least you get that one weekend of sun every year.might even be able to go swimming..prolly not
 
Its like 20$ for toothpaste
And a case of water is 35
But freedom is expensive.
Trapping and hunting pays alot more than most people realize.
 
I don't really care what it cost to live here - sure it's above what most of the rest of the lower 48 is, but my daily commute is dodging 2 cars at the most and 7 minutes of seat time to be at work. Annnnnd I enjoy the shit outta my job, work with/for my best friend & get compensated well, am able to fill my own freezers with meat/fish and berries and not have to bump into someone everyfuckingwhere.

I'll hang here for a bit I think. :wink:
 
Gwn
I envy you
Sounds like u live the life have always wanted.
I watch all the alaska shows and would love to give up this city shit and make a go of it.
Thats real survival shit right there and you either make it or die i prefer that to the rat race of the big city anyday.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
I don't really care what it cost to live here - sure it's above what most of the rest of the lower 48 is, but my daily commute is dodging 2 cars at the most and 7 minutes of seat time to be at work. Annnnnd I enjoy the shit outta my job, work with/for my best friend & get compensated well, am able to fill my own freezers with meat/fish and berries and not have to bump into someone everyfuckingwhere.

I'll hang here for a bit I think. :wink:
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I'm fucking jellyous.
 
torontoke said:
Gwn
I envy you
Sounds like u live the life have always wanted.
I watch all the alaska shows and would love to give up this city shit and make a go of it.
Thats real survival shit right there and you either make it or die i prefer that to the rat race of the big city anyday.
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At some point you have to make up your mind where you want to be.
Uncle Sam sent me here years ago & now Satan himself couldn't kick me out -
I've got a post hole digger & I'm not afraid to use it!!


Pinworm said:
I'm fucking jellyous.
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BTW, the Alaska Permanent fund dividend was close to 1900 bucks apiece this year deposited in our acct today.
Green Jelly. :p
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
At some point you have to make up your mind where you want to be.
Uncle Sam sent me here years ago & now Satan himself couldn't kick me out -
I've got a post hole digger & I'm not afraid to use it!!




BTW, the Alaska Permanent fund dividend was close to 1900 bucks apiece this year deposited in our acct today.
Green Jelly. :p
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GahhhHH! Super-green-facefuckking-tapdancing-pink-powerrangers-fucking-christ-jelly. (patent pending)
 
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