wut!!??
**ANY SECRET HERION ADDICTS WANT TO STOP**
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canndo
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NO CIGAR? That is not going to happen. Can't stand to see a man with no cigar. Pm me and I'll send you a few good sticks.
only trolling with you, like from the getto, er i mean get go,ha
So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny, so he walks into a whore house to get himself a good f**k. On the inside he remembers that he's a bit short on cash so he says to the mistress:
- "Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?"
The lady says:
- "Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right."
The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures:
- "Oh well you get what you pay for!", and he screws that chicken to near death, there are feathers flying everywhere.
So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse. He says to the madam:
- "Listen lady, I've only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?"
- "Sure!" says the madam. "Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time".
The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.
-"This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!" the guy says to one of the other men. The other man says
- "Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was guy in there fucking a chicken!"
- "Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?"
The lady says:
- "Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right."
The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures:
- "Oh well you get what you pay for!", and he screws that chicken to near death, there are feathers flying everywhere.
So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse. He says to the madam:
- "Listen lady, I've only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?"
- "Sure!" says the madam. "Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time".
The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.
-"This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!" the guy says to one of the other men. The other man says
- "Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was guy in there fucking a chicken!"
rory420420
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and then he did some heroin..
rory420420
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we od'ed to piss you off,but only after selling to middle school kids and mentally handicapped ederly parapalegics with tourettes..easy loot..BLICK-UP!
so your not dead
rory420420
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naw,im fuckin casper the friendly ghost.
Mr. Bongwater
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pace yourself on dat shit maan
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
omfg, before i read on, had to comment.. you're killing me rory, absolutely rolling over here.. carry on my wayward son..
XXVII St.
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You're wrong bro. Herion is my best friend. My lover. My teacher.
How do you like to do your herion mainliner? I prefer shooting between the toes. NO ONE CAN TELL.
rory420420
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too much of everything is just enough...
WHODAT@THADOR
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Damn it I was on the road still missing everything ...LMAO ....I like your cigar Rory...I think I had one of those yesterdaywow..so much wrong its like richard simmons was reborn as the pope...
get tired of that or is it easier to play like you dont know?
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..And if that's your sister bro she's fine tell her even I OD for some of that dome!!
rory420420
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o.d.d.
overdose dome
overdose dome
any one accidently taken 1 too many , causing blackouts and doing every thing wrong under the sun apart from die, no , no one , nothing , good the sheep are in order , i shall get on with my clean ass life , with my clean ass blood, along with my clean ass consions......please no jokes , im to high on life to be even bothered,lol