A Different Approach to Capitol Punishment - Pederast Island!

[Yessica...]

So I don't really believe in capitol punishement. Mostly for the fact that it is just too fucking expensive for all the tax-paying citizens of said country. And also - death is so final.

But I also don't think that repeat violent offenders such as child molesters, murderers, and rapists should get to go to prison and boss people around, and get free room and board on the backs of the taxpayers.

So, my pitch: Send 'em all to an island!

One-time large boat-fee to transport the criminals to an island, and then we leave them there to fend for themselves.

The island could be set up with 100's of cameras, so that we can watch what happens.

Reality show pitch: Pederast Island! The most watched reality tv show in the world!

Think about it...

 

[dannyboy602]

I like it. And just to make their lives miserable there could be a electric fence dividing the island in half and on th either half there could be all those boys from Lord of The Flies. It would be tortuous.

 

[greenlikemoney]

Fuck 'em, just take 'em out back of the courthouse and shoot 'em in the head like the Russians once did.

 

[a senile fungus]

Australia, anyone?

 

[sunni]

hahahah id watch that reality show

Im against the death penalty personally.
but that seems like a damn good reality show until they escape off the island

 

[Growan]

'Who loves you, and who do you love?!?'

 

[Hookabelly]

IT would never happen.

 

[i.am.what.i.am]

wait, you're gonna lump child molesters and pederasts in the same category?

 

[natro.hydro]

Ya like senile said, australia. That was its original use by the british is just drop the undesirables off on the other side of the planet lol.

Not bad in theory but there are some sneaky mofos out there who after a while of thinking on it would manage a way off the island. Make it more like the last predator movie where we drop them on the island(planet in the movie but whatev) and let the predator take care of the predators lol. Now thats a show....

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[DeeTee]

I like the idea, who cares what kind of person they are, as said, let them fend for themselves, if we're lucky they'll kill each other off and won't cost the tax payers a cent, why should we pay for their room and board? I sure don't want to, take for example the one who wants us to pay for his sex change, are you kidding me? you want a sex change? I've got a nice sharp knife here and be glad to do it, sorry but it irks me when it comes to this subject, think of all the time and money we dish out for these people, sorry I sound cruel....I'd best shut up, " Mother, Father kindly disregard this letter"

 

[Yessica...]

wait, you're gonna lump child molesters and pederasts in the same category?

Definition of PEDERAST
: a man who desires or engages in sexual activity with a boy

Yes - I think if you have sex with a boy, you're kinda molesty...

 

[Yessica...]

It just sounds better than "bad-people" island. Plus, they use it in the Big Leboweski so it kinda stuck in me head...

 

[Commander Strax]

I thought a pedofile was a person that liked walking.... boy was I wrong

 

[Yessica...]

I thought a pedofile was a person that liked walking.... boy was I wrong

Did you think it was odd that you never got any hits on that dating site - when you listed one of your likes as "pedophilia"?

hahahaha

 

[bu$hleaguer]

 

[Yessica...]

"You're outtta your element, Donny. You're like a child walking into the movie theatre halfway through..."

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I thought a pedofile was a person that liked walking.... boy was I wrong

I thought they were into feet................

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

no..........organic American-grown hemp rope........will suffice.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

your island idea seems.........unusual.

*8th Amendment alarm going off*

 

[i.am.what.i.am]

According to Wikipedia: Pederasty is a (usually erotic) homosexual relationship between an adult male and a pubescent or adolescent male. Pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger