The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

even bttr, a german one...the next purchase......View attachment 3183985this is currently outperforming all jap bikes at 1000 cc

No it isn't.

2014 WSBK Superstock 1000cc FIM World Championship.
Standings

1. L. MERCADO DUCATI 52
2. O. JEZEK DUCATI 45
3. L. SAVADORI KAWASAKI 33
4. K. VALK KAWASAKI 32
5. M. LUSSIANA KAWASAKI 31
6. F. MASSEI DUCATI 28
7. R. LANUSSE KAWASAKI 28
8. D. MCFADDEN KAWASAKI 27
9. J. DAY HONDA 21
10. F. D'ANNUNZIO BMW 20
11. B. NEMETH KAWASAKI 17
12. K. SMITH HONDA 16
13. C. BERGMAN KAWASAKI 13
14. S. GROTZKYJ G. KAWASAKI 10
15. R. PAGAUD KAWASAKI 10
16. R. MURESAN BMW 8
17. S. SUCHET KAWASAKI 8
18. A. SCHACHT DUCATI 8
19. N. WALRAVEN SUZUKI 6
20. R. CASTELLARIN BMW 4
21. M. MOSER DUCATI 2
22. J. AYER KAWASAKI 1
​

2014 WSBK Manufacturers Standings

1. KAWASAKI 216
2. APRILIA 212
3. HONDA 179
4. DUCATI 158
5. SUZUKI 140
6. BMW 36
7. MV AGUSTA 10


And in the full fat Superbike category the BMW has so far only managed 14th with Leon Camier riding it.

In MotoGP standings BMW isn't even in the top 22.

 

[IC3M4L3]

look my

pisses all over your bikes.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

look my

pisses all over your bikes.

I can get £600 for those all day long!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Anyway, kitten pics time.

 

[ghb]

sounds like a good time zeddd, giving the monks money brings good fortune supposedly, they are like gods over there.

i was walking up the main street after a particularly heavy night/ morning and there was a monk stood in the middle of the street and people were bowing to him, kind of freaked me out, prostitutes, ladyboys and down n outs all worshipping a guy in a dress, only in thailand


kittens all healthy then yorkshireman? another few mouths to feed or do they suck the mums tit for a while before they can eat?

 

[zeddd]

No it isn't.

2014 WSBK Superstock 1000cc FIM World Championship.
Standings

1. L. MERCADO DUCATI 52
2. O. JEZEK DUCATI 45
3. L. SAVADORI KAWASAKI 33
4. K. VALK KAWASAKI 32
5. M. LUSSIANA KAWASAKI 31
6. F. MASSEI DUCATI 28
7. R. LANUSSE KAWASAKI 28
8. D. MCFADDEN KAWASAKI 27
9. J. DAY HONDA 21
10. F. D'ANNUNZIO BMW 20
11. B. NEMETH KAWASAKI 17
12. K. SMITH HONDA 16
13. C. BERGMAN KAWASAKI 13
14. S. GROTZKYJ G. KAWASAKI 10
15. R. PAGAUD KAWASAKI 10
16. R. MURESAN BMW 8
17. S. SUCHET KAWASAKI 8
18. A. SCHACHT DUCATI 8
19. N. WALRAVEN SUZUKI 6
20. R. CASTELLARIN BMW 4
21. M. MOSER DUCATI 2
22. J. AYER KAWASAKI 1
​

2014 WSBK Manufacturers Standings

1. KAWASAKI 216
2. APRILIA 212
3. HONDA 179
4. DUCATI 158
5. SUZUKI 140
6. BMW 36
7. MV AGUSTA 10


And in the full fat Superbike category the BMW has so far only managed 14th with Leon Camier riding it.

In MotoGP standings BMW isn't even in the top 22.

ask any real biker with a full licence which stock road sports bike they want and its beemer all day check the specs and see what I mean

 

[The Yorkshireman]

kittens all healthy then yorkshireman? another few mouths to feed or do they suck the mums tit for a while before they can eat?

Yeah 5 healthy ones but I think she has one left to come out because I think I can still feel a head through her but it's doesn't seem low enough to be born..
"Disturbed Birth" or something it's called when they hold one back (I had to help her with one so it's probably from the shock of that), supposedly it can take up to another 24 hours for it to come out.
I'm ringing the vet in a mo to get some advice and maybe make an appointment for the morning.

They'll be drinking her milk for a few weeks but after that decent cat food is cheap.
I can even pick up tins of tuna for 50p, it's no big thing.
The mother gets her own goats milk/lactose free cows milk ffs! (yeah I spoil her).

 

[zeddd]

sounds like a good time zeddd, giving the monks money brings good fortune supposedly, they are like gods over there.

i was walking up the main street after a particularly heavy night/ morning and there was a monk stood in the middle of the street and people were bowing to him, kind of freaked me out, prostitutes, ladyboys and down n outs all worshipping a guy in a dress, only in thailand


kittens all healthy then yorkshireman? another few mouths to feed or do they suck the mums tit for a while before they can eat?

no most of the monks are cunts and bhuddism bs imo

 

[The Yorkshireman]

ask any real biker with a full licence which stock road sports bike they want and its beemer all day check the specs and see what I mean

That's a knowledge claim and a "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy my friend.

 

[IC3M4L3]

yeh ring vet yman, been very err resposible my man, well done.

 

[zeddd]

That's a "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy my friend.

its neither its just the word amongst those who can actually ride them mate, u wanna go intellectual on me then be my guest

 

[ghb]

well i know fuck all about bikes but i have a mate who had a beemer and clocked over 100k on it, said the worst thing he ever did was sell it and get a harley, he's back on a bmw now but he is a road boy, cruising sat upright enjoying the scenery as opposed to holding on for dear life lol.

zeddd we "the enlightened" know all religion is bs, but hey you never got locked up in bwhang kang so it might not all be bs lol, i'm sure you must have done something to upset someone the state you were in.

 

[IC3M4L3]

fuk a harley i was a trike,
no helmet needed all chrome and big forks n shit

 

[ghb]

i want a dike, a fake one though, nothing better!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

its neither its just the word amongst those who can actually ride them mate, u wanna go intellectual on me then be my guest

Lol, and he comes with another knowledge claim.

I can "actually" ride them silly sod, just because I don't have a full license doesn't mean shit.
I've had more knicked Gixer's and Bandits than I have fingers and toes mate.

Every biker I've ever asked what bike they ultimately want the answer has always been a Hayabusa (even my old GM who actually owns the 2010 BMW) except one guy who used to be our machine tech at the casino and he said the new Ninja ZX-10R.
But he's always loved Ninja's and has been biased to his own admission.

I'm a Bimota SB6 man myself, in jet black.

 

[ghb]

ford fiesta 1.4 tdci, i would recommend to anybody who want's trouble free motoring, i'm on my third in 6 months and i promise i am not selling this one! ( sold the last 2 and got nearly a grand ) cheap, inconspicuous and well made. it puts a bigger smile on my face than the lexus gs 300 i had last year, japcars are so sterile it's untrue (maybe i'd like to try the nissan gtr), i think the bikes might be better.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

 

[The Yorkshireman]

inconspicuous and well made. it puts a bigger smile on my face than the lexus gs 300 i had last year,

What are those GS's like GHB?

I'm after an is200 or an Altezza (rare as rocking horse shit).

An is300 with manual gear box would be mint though (also rare as rocking horse shit).

 

[The Yorkshireman]

 

[tyke1973]

Watered my plants last night and all these tiny white beasties started hopping all over the place,only on the soil mind.Theyre not silvertails,does anyone know what they r and more importantly how to get rid of them.I also read they could be a good thing though?

epsom saltson the soil lemon a soap water sprayed on the plant this will attract wasp,they inturn will protect the plant.im at war with fucking slugs at the minute and green fly