Confessions

GreatwhiteNorth said:
Come on, be honest.
How many had to look that up ?

























( I had to as well )
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I confess, didn't look it up. I just allowed myself to believe I know what it means based on the available evidence.
I also confess that that sort of smart arse response to a situation has left me looking like a tit on more than one occasion.
 
Growan said:
I confess, didn't look it up. I just allowed myself to believe I know what it means based on the available evidence.
I also confess that that sort of smart arse response to a situation has left me looking like a tit on more than one occasion.
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That's what I normally do. The next step is slipping it into conversation, with a little luck nobody else will know what it means either, but it is fun watching them pretend they do hehehehehe
 
Apparently I was just given some good seats on the green monster in Fenway for Sundays game via work... Turns out I still hate baseball, can't wait to ask about periods and how many points a field goal is.. Also where the fuck is the ring girls!?
 
minnesmoker said:
Do you have to feel remorse to confess?

I once cut a man's balls off, sauteed them and made him eat it.
I cut a clerk's pinky finger 3/4 off, to get a drop safe combo from the manager (it worked.)
I used to wire all of my cars with a a little IED+cell phone detonator, in case I got car jacked.
I started the woods behind our townhouse on fire when I was 9 because the birds in it kept waking me up.
I helped my sister start a field fire, because she got stung by an ant.
I poisoned the cat that scratched me when I was 5.
I poisoned (non-fatally) my grandparents after an especially bad beating. My sister helped me with that.
I pissed on my grandfather's grave and sent a pic of it to my grandmother in an email, entitled "Wish you were here."
I made small distilled chlorine/ammonia bombs for my brother, because the neighbors would beat him whenever my sister and I weren't home He snicked in through the crawl space connecting the townhouses and bombed them while they were at dinner -- I think one of the kids that bullied him died.
I busted all of a musician's fingers when I was 15, because he'd given my sister something. He hung himself a day later.

Feeling better about making someone puke, Inda?
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Translation: "I'm good at Warcraft"
 
sunni said:
hahahahah OMG I LOVE YOU
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Back atcha honey! Once a "carreer" type woman couldn't be bothered to wait in an isle for an older lady to reach something (God forbid help her) and stormed off in a big show down the isle. I followed her and when she rudely abandoned her cart in search of some designer fro-yo, I literally filled it with Top ramen…. Worth the wait to see her face.
 
Hookabelly said:
Back atcha honey! Once a "carreer" type woman couldn't be bothered to wait in an isle for an older lady to reach something (God forbid help her) and stormed off in a big show down the isle. I followed her and when she rudely abandoned her cart in search of some designer fro-yo, I literally filled it with Top ramen…. Worth the wait to see her face.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

hahahahahhaha

designer fro yo,
i always help the little old ladies , i read things for them often, or grab things for them..
I was grabbing kale once and some little old lady asked me what it was and how to cook it and than she bought some.and said i will make a good wife one day cause i know how to cook LOL!

another time this little old lady was having a hard time reading the frozen boxes in the vegan/natural asile.
haha im like this is vegan no meat.
OH YEAH I KNOW I HERD VEGAN WAS THE BEST THING EVER IM GOING TO TRY IT. IM 92 YEARS OLD IM SICK OF THE SAME OLD.
like screaming it hahahahahaha she was cute
 
I was just taken home by a girl that told me she has a boyfriend....very confused.

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kmog33 said:
I was just taken home by a girl that told me she has a boyfriend....very confused.

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Did she take you home? or give you a ride? She probably is trying to tell you she's keeping the BF but just wanted to sample some different candy.
 
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