Can A Guy Really Suck His Own....? Pic
- Thread starter Wikidbchofthewst
- Start date
ganjagoddess
Well-Known Member
Theres a rich people lotion that actually has jizz in it, its like $200 for a tiny little bottle.
ALX420
Well-Known Member
it cant be human.....
MoePunn
Well-Known Member
It is ALX its mine... they hit me up every Tuesday and Thursday LOL sike I agree its probably from a hippo or something...
Twistyman
Well-Known Member
Now thats a job...like circumscising (sp) elephants...shitty money, but big tips..
hornedfrog2000
Well-Known Member
That was a hot nite for me and my 8 buddies.
rev3la7ion
Well-Known Member
Yeah I figured it would be. So that's why I left out the part that she contracted Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Hepatitis B, and Hepatitis C after that night. I wonder how she got it...
MoePunn
Well-Known Member
Yeah I figured it would be. So that's why I left out the part that she contracted Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Hepatitis B, and Hepatitis C after that night. I wonder how she got it...
from numbers 5-9 so I'm clear...
AnitaNuggs
Well-Known Member
haha what a job it would be if it was human jizz.
MoePunn
Well-Known Member
Hell yeah I can see me Monday morning,
"Mrs. Neal (thats my boss) You can take this job and shove it up your ass... Also for the record you paid 17 grand for the worlds most fucked up boob job"
I'm on my way to my new job, blowin my wadd in ladies face cream, I'll get the company to sponsor you a bottle or 11
Last edited:
AnitaNuggs
Well-Known Member
hahaha yea thats it... wail on his wife too.
AnitaNuggs
Well-Known Member
maybe end up on oprah...
Wikidbchofthewst
Well-Known Member
I don't know about human semen being in a face cream, but I know there's a face cream that uses penis foreskin, usually from circumcisions.
Foreskin Facecream :: Views :: thetyee.ca
You bringing up elephants made me think of this clip I saw of a man's head going up an elephants ass while he was sitting behind the elephant. This isn't the same clip, but it's the only one I could find on youtube, and it's still, you get the idea....
Foreskin Facecream :: Views :: thetyee.ca
YouTube - elephant sits on a man .. funniest thing ever
You bringing up elephants made me think of this clip I saw of a man's head going up an elephants ass while he was sitting behind the elephant. This isn't the same clip, but it's the only one I could find on youtube, and it's still, you get the idea....
mastakoosh
Well-Known Member
yeah i have seen this before haha, so glad you posted it though. can anyone imagine that shit? i would be traumatized and having nightmares about being stuck in elephants rectums.
Wikidbchofthewst
Well-Known Member
The one I saw one tv was even BETTER! The guy was in for a lot longer, struggling and shit, and as soon as he got out, he threw up. Dude, I can't EVEN fucking imagine....lmao, you know that guy never lived that shit down.
Wikidbchofthewst
Well-Known Member
I mean....it's kinda like he ass raped the elephant with his head....
mastakoosh
Well-Known Member
lmao poor elephant.
this clip reminds me of a elephant version of the old hbo series OZ. he is pretty far up there. i wonder if he is looking for peanuts? at the end he puts something in his mouth ewww.YouTube - Elephant with his trunk in another ones ass
Wikidbchofthewst
Well-Known Member
*finally able to reply after laughing uncontrollably for the last 5 minutes*lmao poor elephant.
YouTube - Elephant with his trunk in another ones ass
Seriously, I couldn't BREATHE. lmfao, I repped you for that post, because that was hella funny.
At first, i was watching, and I thought "This isn't so bad." Then I keep watching and....
I saw what you meant....And yeah, the end, DISGUST!!!!!
ganjagoddess
Well-Known Member
HAHAHAHAAH..
The elephant was like "smell My Trunk"
The elephant was like "smell My Trunk"