Absolutely disgusting!

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Just woke up and this is the first thing I read? Consider breakfast canceled.

 

[sso]

was in the tropics, dumped a used condom in the sink (momentarily, was pissing) came back and it was covered in tiny ants, happily munching away on my "juices"

guess its very nutritious and yummy

then the wife came and flushed them down the sink.

 

[Airwave]

I I'm toking it up out of my bong and I'm getting a little up if you know what I mean.
btw still high.
I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)
and noticed... what are these little tan pod things.. theyre like... larvas...
SO I dipped it in my distilled water and alcohol mixture for paint reducer for my water based paints.... It kept floating so I unscrewed the back end to make it sink.. AND TINY LITTLE BUGS FLEW OUT OF IT!!! I FORGOT TO WASH IT FROM LAST TIME!

These little bugs were living in my _______ juice stuff and oh jesus lord christ almighty it was the most disgusting thing ever like I was in a horror movie!

Then I posted it on a forum.

Classic.

I bet you still used it too. Don't fucking lie!

 

[cannabineer]

All good comments guys, im just glad I only read it once..... Be super happy he didnt post a pic..

I have good reading comprehension...

And I will defend single guy's out there, its not that we cant get a woman, it just we've had them, and they r all the same.. you know what im talkin about... Hookers and sex toys are well worth it.....

Frodo - NOOOO!

Found under "Optimus Prime's Fleshlight"

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)

along with your dignity?

 

[ML75]

my barf just barfed

 

[fdd2blk]

this is turning me on, for some reason. :-/

 

[cannabineer]

I vhant to szuck your ... no no no! cn

 

[robert 14617]

my barf just barfed

so if he kills the bugs coming out of his flesh light will he be charged with child abuse

 

[UncleReemis]

Couple years late to the party... but DAMN that's rancid. I bet he still hasn't washed it.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Best thread ever.

 

[mr sunshine]

Mr sunshine was here!!!

 

[squarepush3r]

worthwhile bump

 

[Pinworm]

Well, I'll be damned if this thread didn't just come strutting down the alleyway, like butter dripping off a hot biscuit.

 

[Metasynth]

Like a read end on a racecar riding a rally track.



Squirrley

 

[Hookabelly]

Who's brilliant idea was it to bump this thread? I quite reading after page 3. At first I thought he was referencing dirty BONG water and that the "e" in fleshlight was a typo. But like a train wreck, I couldn't tear my eyes away. I actually threw up in my mouth.
UGH (shudders)

BTW, this guy could be the poster child for Nevah's earlier thread about posting your STD's on you D.L. https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/814892-can-we-get-rid-stds.html

 

[InstantCoffee]

You sick fuck go geta girlfriend, that's the most disgusting thing i have ever heard eww ewww ewwwie.

 

[Pinworm]

You sick fuck go geta girlfriend, that's the most disgusting thing i have ever heard eww ewww ewwwie.

In jeebussus' name we pray, amen.

 

[Singlemalt]

Right, and implant fungus gnats in the poor girl

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Very risky bump.

This is the most fucked up thing I've read/seen online for a while. Seriously it's all kinds of fucked up.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva

Disclaimer: post is known as cum in a box boy.