The Rat is back !

dangerlow

Well-Known Member
I think i still have an old hawiian sling 4 prong spear .
Nah your right a harpoon , I'll just call Japan
I called Japan , they said they had none spare at the moment so sorry !
I found the original text from the letter they sent to clint.

"再 Herro ディッrerry sorryク殺すためoutに持っHarpoonsているので、再ので申し訳ありMOBY Dickませんが、再銛を走FUCKING WHALESった"

They also sent this clip
[video=youtube;AUbZJcdlcSc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUbZJcdlcSc[/video]
 

clint308

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HEY Fuckers i'm back !!!!!!!
Not dead just woke from a rat induced coma though , He is tough i tell ya !
I put bits of cheese in my million dollar trap , from the entrance all the way through the trap to the back where there is
a trigger that he is supposed to stand on and the door drops trapping him . Well this little fuck ate all the cheese right up to the foot pad , then left the big
chunk of cheese right up the back , it's like he knew what it was .

That's gone on acouple of nights know . then yesterday i let Roxy out , she always checks the trap first , so she went out and started barking
like crazy , i thought that's it i got the rat .
I went running outside and there was a fucking bird stuck in the trap .
I let the little thing go .

Still on the hunt peeps !!!!!:bigjoint:
 

Nutes and Nugs

Well-Known Member
HEY Fuckers i'm back !!!!!!!
Not dead just woke from a rat induced coma though , He is tough i tell ya !
I put bits of cheese in my million dollar trap , from the entrance all the way through the trap to the back where there is
a trigger that he is supposed to stand on and the door drops trapping him . Well this little fuck ate all the cheese right up to the foot pad , then left the big
chunk of cheese right up the back , it's like he knew what it was .

That's gone on acouple of nights know . then yesterday i let Roxy out , she always checks the trap first , so she went out and started barking
like crazy , i thought that's it i got the rat .
I went running outside and there was a fucking bird stuck in the trap .
I let the little thing go .

Still on the hunt peeps !!!!!:bigjoint:
LMAO, they are smart.

Not sure the movie Willard was mentioned yet.
Sorta fun to smoke to this vintage horror film.

[video=youtube;u3Fndi62nGI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Fndi62nGI[/video]
 

radrolley

Well-Known Member
get a rat terrier dog. they're better than cats at getting mice. unlike cats i think they will also eat them instead of bringing you back the mangled still half alive corpse.
 

Someacdude

Active Member
get a rat terrier dog. they're better than cats at getting mice. unlike cats i think they will also eat them instead of bringing you back the mangled still half alive corpse.
I had one of those lil bastards , that thing bit EVERYTHING ,children, butterflys carpet door knobs, knives, for real knives. The only thing it liked was my daughter , but eventually he bit her too, once.
Stupid dog would sit there and shake it was so high strung, BUT, that lil sucker had a strike like a rattle snake. Unbelievably fast , super affective for rodents, they just suck as pets, imo.
 

Letstrip

Well-Known Member
HEY Fuckers i'm back !!!!!!!
Not dead just woke from a rat induced coma though , He is tough i tell ya !
I put bits of cheese in my million dollar trap , from the entrance all the way through the trap to the back where there is
a trigger that he is supposed to stand on and the door drops trapping him . Well this little fuck ate all the cheese right up to the foot pad , then left the big
chunk of cheese right up the back , it's like he knew what it was .

That's gone on acouple of nights know . then yesterday i let Roxy out , she always checks the trap first , so she went out and started barking
like crazy , i thought that's it i got the rat .
I went running outside and there was a fucking bird stuck in the trap .
I let the little thing go .

Still on the hunt peeps !!!!!:bigjoint:
This aint no aldeanery rat is it?
The hunt is on!
Cant wait till the day you get him ;-)
 

joe macclennan

Well-Known Member
this has to be the smartest damn rat ever. you've been hunting him for a long time now. I'm pulling for you bro.

i had a mouse or mice eat some seedlings one year. They were from a special strain from a reclusive grower. I'll never be able to get those again. I still catch shit about that almost a decade later.

fucking vermin. Kill em.
 

clint308

Well-Known Member
I found the original text from the letter they sent to clint.

"再 Herro ディッrerry sorryク殺すためoutに持っHarpoonsているので、再ので申し訳ありMOBY Dickませんが、再銛を走FUCKING WHALESった"

They also sent this clip
Bwahahahaha That's great bro !!!

This aint no aldeanery rat is it?
The hunt is on!
Cant wait till the day you get him ;-)
Man this rat is fucking half humen or some shit !
Mark my words i will chop up this fucker one little muscle at a time ,
I will keep him alive and feed him his own cooked backstrap . Or maybe replicate this movie but with a rat !!!!
[video=youtube;YTD_ts1Q_-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD_ts1Q_-M&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
this has to be the smartest damn rat ever. you've been hunting him for a long time now. I'm pulling for you bro.

i had a mouse or mice eat some seedlings one year. They were from a special strain from a reclusive grower. I'll never be able to get those again. I still catch shit about that almost a decade later.

fucking vermin. Kill em.
They seek and destroy all . Must turn commando x terminator on their ass , I'll be back !
 

clint308

Well-Known Member
Hahahaha havn't seen it for awhile man , i sort of forgot about that misrable thing !
Last thing i did was buy a normal rat trap , i put it in the bbq for a couple of nights with no bait ,
thenfinally put some cheese on it . The little fucker ate the cheese without setting the trap off , i don't know how?
I set it off by moving it to quick , it has a pretty sensative trigger on it .
Then i tried peanut butter and he didn't touch it for a couple of nights then ant's just ate it .
I will put more cheese in there tinight and see what happens .
 

clint308

Well-Known Member
Damn bro that's one smart rat!!!! Let us know what happens hahaha Maybe someone else caught him :mrgreen:
He is very clever indeed , i will update tomorrow weather he got the cheese .
I don't think someone else got him cause the hole in the fense where he gets through leads to
my neighbours backyard witch is just a mess , with grass and weeds fence height , they are never out there .
 
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