Fair play you have got to be number one arss hole! I hope she tells the world you've got a little dick.
Oh man, tell me about it. Woman are like rollercoasters.........fucking mental!
Yeah, I was only joking. Post a pic and we'll tell you the best way to avoid ridicule from your friends.
She probably doesn't even exist! he most likely bought a blow up doll, and if she did exist she probably felt sorry for him. Ask him for a pic of himself, that would be interesting!
We all know he vidded the deed with his phone. Post the vid and as the Dr. said then we can give you the best advice
Yea post the vid then we can all have a laugh!
Starts questionable thread asking for advice. Disappears when we reply. What a cunt!
First off I don't know if you are joking or not but that is fucking hilarious. Secondly, you would have to be crazy to think she won't tell anyone. And even if she somehow didn't, she now has power over you. She could blackmail you with that info, maybe even force you to sex her more which will only further her power. So now you have one of two options. One is to kill her. But that is a mess all in itself. You'd have to get rid of a corpse. I mean you could throw her in the compost pile, but since she is meat that wouldn't be good for your plants in the long run. Ain't no chick worth that. So option two is to tell first. Own that shit. What are they going to do, tease you?
Tell me bout it. He's hooked. Can't get enough of the girl. Don't know if it's true but someone told me his girls so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
