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clint308

clint308

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A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home.
















I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
















She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Patron tequila;








shrimp cocktail; foie gras;







lobster and Dom Perignon champagne.
















I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that at home?"
















"No," she said, "but my mother's not expecting a blow-job tonight."
















I said, "Would you care for dessert ?"








 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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i visited a pig farm in ill. they had one beautiful hog alone in a pen it was missing some ribs a hind leg and part of a shoulder , i asked about the hog , the farmer told me it had saved two neighbor kids from a burning house , and rescued his own daughter from drowning in the pond out back , i asked if the hog got the injuries in the fire , the farmer tells me no... you don't eat a hog that special all at once
 
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