Cat balls

charface

charface

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If you were a cat would you choose
a life of fighting getting pussy and coming home late or would you
choose a longer sexless life.

I feel all Hitlerish when I think of
cutting my cats balls off for his own good.

We live in the woods and typically
cats don't last more than a few years
before being eaten. They taste amazballs!!!
In the past I have
neutered and in the end it dosent
stop animals from killing them.
They simply don't get laid any longer.

One thing I know is that my cat loves his
life and that life revolves ppl around those balls.

I think were gonna keep them.

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In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
brek

brek

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I'd wanna roam around showin my nuts off to all. Eating out of trash cans. I'd wanna spray urine on every surface I could. I'd wanna take every lady cat to pound town and then show them the bone zone. I'd wanna poop on my neighbors lawn with reckless abandon.

It's actually pretty similar to my life.

I say let those nuts hang and swang.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i thought this thread was going to be about tips and tricks for throwing pageants and parties for our feline friends.

one starred.
 
charface

charface

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That is our private time.
Im not a weirdo


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Please get other opinions.

In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Ah, think I found a home for this joke:

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says with
admiration.

'Thanks' the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

Little Partner,' the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replies thoughtfully .......

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

:bigjoint:
 
charface

charface

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Lol. :eek:


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Any info I give is based on what I would be comfortable doing.
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In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Personally, I rescue strays. I have 6 indoor, one outdoor. My siamese used to come home long enough to take a sip of water and a bite of food, wash his balls, and go back to whoring. He was scratched up, getting skinny,and wild eyed. He simply could not stop fucking. He calmed down a lot when I had him neutered-but he still screws.
charface said:
If you were a cat would you choose
a life of fighting getting pussy and coming home late or would you
choose a longer sexless life.

I feel all Hitlerish when I think of
cutting my cats balls off for his own good.

We live in the woods and typically
cats don't last more than a few years
before being eaten. They taste amazballs!!!
In the past I have
neutered and in the end it dosent
stop animals from killing them.
They simply don't get laid any longer.

One thing I know is that my cat loves his
life and that life revolves ppl around those balls.

I think were gonna keep them.

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**H@Ck ALLeRt**
Any info I give is based on what I would be comfortable doing.
Please get other opinions.

In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
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charface

charface

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hmm. I diddnt think that would happen
but im glad it does.


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Any info I give is based on what I would be comfortable doing.
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In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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What do they do with all the cat balls they chop off? Do they save em up and sell them to chinese restaurants or what?
 
sunni

sunni

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Staff member
I would suggest to neuter.
Its the reason people dont neuter and spay why we have so many animals killed each year , cats can have many kittens,
along with that you have the male spraying
I would suggest if you choose not to neuter to keep your cat indoors, your cat should be kept indoors anyways
 
BygonEra

BygonEra

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If you choose to let your cat roam around outside with his balls intact you shouldn't have a cat. Cats fuck everything up... and they are induced ovulators, meaning every time cats breed they pretty much have kittens a few months later. And then they're sexually mature around 6-8 months and you better beleive they're going to start making babies asap.
 
charface

charface

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understood.
I diddnt ask for a cat.
People dump them in the woods
and I end up with them.



**H@Ck ALLeRt**
Any info I give is based on what I would be comfortable doing.
Please get other opinions.

In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
charface

charface

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He showed up with a broken or infected tail.
Probably have his nuts cut off when they check it out.
I feel like shit still.
Really does feel like im wronging
my little bro.
 
charface

charface

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Yeah. I know it has benefits
and like I said "fixed" most of my animals.
I guess i have a weird spiritual thought process
that states part of who I am and who I was born
to be includes testicals and all that came with them.

Like foreskinning me was bad enough without asking.
I can't imagine if they cut my balls off for my own good
or because sex drive creates problems for society.

Maybe I'm getting soft.
 
charface

charface

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Agreed. :thumbup:


**H@Ck ALLeRt**
Any info I give is based on what I would be comfortable doing.
Please get other opinions.

In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out.
 
clint308

clint308

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charface said:
Yeah. I know it has benefits
and like I said "fixed" most of my animals.
I guess i have a weird spiritual thought process
that states part of who I am and who I was born
to be includes testicals and all that came with them.

Like foreskinning me was bad enough without asking.
I can't imagine if they cut my balls off for my own good
or because sex drive creates problems for society.

Maybe I'm getting soft.
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You couldn't be more right on that one bro , But you cant ask a cat if it want's it's balls chopped off !
Just like you were prob to young to ask aswell regarding the whole foreskin thing .
Your folks thought it was the rite thing to do , But you were born with it !
So why remove it , It's just like in some arab countries they cut off the woman's clit so they can't enjoy sex .
It's all wrong i think , if you were born that way it was for a reason .
 
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