RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL
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dannyboy602
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I'll run the galley. I can make a mean ass gruel.
Size 8 and no thongs! Now get out there and show me what you can get
Oh and if you find a washer/dryer combo I'm very good with that. Otherwise we'll have CN wash em off the towed scow.YES a WeSO
can you grab double jj we are gonna need him and his hawken. We have RATS so get out there and impress him!You'll do, OJF (figuring)
Look just because my panties are a size 8 and my ass can be seen from space is no reason to call it a FAN tail! But ok if you server lobster and bring butter you can use my ass
Yes! And if you do you get to be cap'n ! That sounds like a GREAT plan. I'm good with that. As for starship I'm VERY good with that. We can appropriate some prime launch area in AU, Clint?
OK where's Clint? We need some space and a telescope array down under. I can handle the northern hemisphere but things get spotty when we get close to the antartic for me. So Clint, we need you.
Yes precisely! We wait then we fight the winner in a cage match. That's the reason for The Snake. If he survives we use him for plumbing and if he doesn't we dine on rat that night, Win/win
YES! How about a space ship?
Ahh!! If you have these skillz you are in! However I do not like the lack of discipline in the bottom plank spreading her legs! Old habits die hard I 'spose ;D I think the men on this crew will need your skill, welcomeThe Seven Seas & beyond. If we don't hunt to capture .......they will seek us.
I be willing to come aboard for the sake of the mating of ye planks!
"PLEASE.... NO! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FEED ME TO THE SHARKS!"
Sign the book and get ready.Yeah me too. I have about 6 bottles in my helmet bag. It's the green thing I have hanging up to keep away from the rats, help yourself it's Ocho Años.
Ok where's GWN! We need those skillz and a CG hostage. I'm not eating anything off the fantail until we get his ass on board. The oldest Froggie in my family is to old for this adventure so we need someone else.... otherwise the Seal's will shoot at us. Who fuckin' armed seals, damn.
We also need 420God and the pigs (MUST have bacon) and his lovely wife
shrxhky420
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not only can I kill the rats...
I'm also a good dancer so, I'll take care of the seals too
SH420
I'm also a good dancer so, I'll take care of the seals too
SH420
are castaways and stowaways the same thing?
why dont you use google... sheesh
[h=2]stow·away[/h] noun \ˈstō-ə-ˌwā\ : someone who hides on a ship, airplane, etc., in order to travel without paying or being seen
[h=2]cast·away[/h] adjective \ˈkast-ə-ˌwā\
1
: thrown away : rejected
2
a : cast adrift or ashore as a survivor of a shipwreck
b : thrown out or left without friends or resources
see your an idiot....
it's you're an idiot..
minnesmoker
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It should have been you're. At the end there, "You're an idiot."
bout time you show up.. I'll get a few likes from you when you have not been around and it kinda lets me know you are still checking in here..
SunnyJim
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Grammar.. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
BarnBuster
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A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
hempyninja309
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Will we be pirating music or movies???
shrxhky420
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well i'm all about safety
I couldn't find a photo of both together unfortunately
close enough???
SH420
Please make sure it has a lock on it, from the outside
If he gets too loud we can put him on the scow with CN
or better yet remember that island! He can sit there and have ladies fan him with palm fronds. While the rest of us go a'pirating