The Son of Man
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I'll make one called "your ho plugged"
You know you're a pothead when:
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NewGrowth
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indianaman
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you know you're a pothead when the arab dude at the quicky mart always busts your balls...... no cigar today? rater snoopy dogg.... shit like that. he does it in front of cops and everything, fuckin' tool.
fukdapolice
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lmao the A-rab dude sees me and grabs a box of dutches... i dont say a word
indianaman
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they know what were doing...... i want to ask him if he knows where to get some hash or an AK but i think that's a little racist.
fukdapolice
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theres a cambodien (sp?) store around here, they sell some BOMB herb
The Son of Man
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I'll pay you if you ask him "where the curry at" in your best mike tyson voice
indianaman
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they always have extremely old merchandise....... i think it might be a bodega. thats B-O-D-E-G-A...........
purplekitty7772008
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I just have this thing for stunnah shades.no ones going to see her bloodshot eyes with those shades
no problem
by the way.... that aint me in the avi lol
lol. that better not be you.
Doctor Cannabis
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Don't know if it has something to do with the blunt I just toked, but that's some goddamn funny reference...
You know you're a pothead when you think of molding hash in a chocolate bar and just eat it like that with some peanut butter... mmmm...
When you're parents always complain that they can't get the recipe for "those brownies you had at your birthday" right... I wonder what's missing... hmmm...
indianaman
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it took me a while...^^^^^^ you know you're a pothed when you stink up the mc Donald's drivr thru.... you always crack up the potheads immediately. but theres always the square fuck who doesn't get it and you blow hits in the window.
DudeLebowski
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when you open the internet browser to look at something, but check rollitup first and forget what you were going to look for in the first place.
5 times in a row.
5 times in a row.
fukdapolice
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maaaaan we went to mcdons, and i had just rolled up a blunt.... but no1 had a lighter. so i pull up to the 2nd window, and ask the girl in the window if she got a light... she gives me this dirtyass look, and just gives me the food.
pretty funny when it happened, everybody was dying...
but we still didnt have a light.
thephantompain1990
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this happens to me alot
DudeLebowski
New Member
you are not alone
Baz
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wHEN YOU TYPE A LONG SENTENCE OUT LIKE THIS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN, THEN LOOK UP THEN GO FUCK!
Then press the delete delete delete delete, and then go and press tab thinking you have solved the problem
tHEN LOOK BACK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD AND REWRITE IT LIKE THIS
aM I THE ONLY ONE BLIGHTED WITH THIS PROBLEM?
Then press the delete delete delete delete, and then go and press tab thinking you have solved the problem
tHEN LOOK BACK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD AND REWRITE IT LIKE THIS
aM I THE ONLY ONE BLIGHTED WITH THIS PROBLEM?
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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DO NOT SMOKE CRACK
Doctor Cannabis
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When you wonder if soap tastes as good as it smells... (no it doesn't...)
When you can stare at the closed PC screen and actually think you're seeing a movie...
When someone sneezes and you think you heard an elephant on the street...
When you can stare at the closed PC screen and actually think you're seeing a movie...
When someone sneezes and you think you heard an elephant on the street...