this blew my high

just saw the movie breaker breaker, didnt know chuck norris existed without facial hair. that movie was fucking strange and i am unsure of everything else in this world. chuck norris without a beard, do i even exist?

Why is it chuck norris is always wearing Skintight pants?

Louis541 said:

Why is it chuck norris is always wearing Skintight pants?

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you answered your question

CAUSE ITS FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS!

Well then , this pic may scare the heck out of you.... don't look at it all at once....

dear lord.....

Is his penis translucent?

stalebiscuit said:

just saw the movie breaker breaker, didnt know chuck norris existed without facial hair. that movie was fucking strange and i am unsure of everything else in this world. chuck norris without a beard, do i even exist?

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chuck norris could grow a beard in 3 minutes if he wanted to. he wont be denied.

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. Now they're just the islands.

doitinthewoods said:

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. Now they're just the islands.

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well fucking played sir!

doitinthewoods said:

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. Now they're just the islands.

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Say kinfolk, I gotta +rep you for that one. Fuck I'm still trippin' out..

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because He's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

then i guess you also missed the classic: way of the dragon