Survivors Guide to Prison (2018)

thumper60 said:

only if ya looking

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Haha...you don't really wanna get me started. You know I'm all about the D, mmmright?

dannyboy602 said:

Haha...you don't really wanna get me started. You know I'm all about the D, mmmright?

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hahaha jk

evergreengardener said:

I heard they we’re getting paid like 40-60k upon completion of the 60 days if this is true then that’s a easy way to make a lot of dough fast for a lot of people also makes the “ inmates” not volunteers after all

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I can do a 60 day bit standing on my head.

jonsnow399 said:

I can do a 60 day bit standing on my head.

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Sounds better when you say
"standing on my dick dick"
But then again, Im old school

My

charface said:

Sounds better when you say
"standing on my dick dick"
But then again, Im old school

My

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Never heard that one before but I'm about as old school as you can get. The story goes the judge gives the badass a five year sentence and the guy says " I can do five years standing on my head judge!" So the judge says "Well here's five more to get you standing back up.
True story: I head a judge give a guy a 30 yr sentence and the man said " Your honor, I can't do no 30 yrs" and the judge says, " Well, go do what you can."