Spiders

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Time for a real freak-out. Australia's Golden Orb Weaver is one of the reasons I'll never go to Austrailia. This thing is from a prehistoric nightmare -

It eats BIRDS that fly into it's web -



It eats SNAKES -



I think it even ate this bitch -


IS SHE FUCKING CRAZY???

If one landed on me I would scream like a woman, and quickly shit myself to death...
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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tyler.durden said:
Time for a real freak-out. Australia's Golden Orb Weaver is one of the reasons I'll never go to Austrailia. This thing is from a prehistoric nightmare -

It eats BIRDS that fly into it's web -



It eats SNAKES -



I think it even ate this bitch -


IS SHE FUCKING CRAZY???

If one landed on me I would scream like a woman, and quickly shit myself to death...
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Fuck you guys & fuck those bugs!!
Flame thrower time.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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One time a friend of was handing out 3-d glasses as a promotion for a new music video his band released.
I watched the video and started looking at other 3d vids on youtube.
As I was watching I saw a spider appear and didn't think much of it until I realized
it was from the corner of my eye coming down from the ceiling.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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tyler.durden said:
Lol! What if you woke up and your house was covered like this?


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I spent formative years in the Everglades - like in canoe's in the back country.

Cruising through a mangrove tunnel watching for Gators, Crock's & the big ass snakes (those I liked btw) only to go face first through a banana spider's web - with that huge scary fucker in the middle of it (and now he's plastered to yer mug).

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FTW - I'm swimmin!!
 
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GrowUrOwnDank

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ChingOwn said:
I got in my truck and fired er up, buckled my seat belt and put her in reverse backed out of the parking spot and started on my way. Just as I was starting to get my cruise on, I noticed something odd and upside down. There looking at me right by where the windshield and the ceiling meet was a little fucking spider she looked at me then took off up between where the cloth and the ceiling come together. So there I go down a major US highway swerving all over the fucking place beating the shit out of the ceiling of my truck. No idea if i killed it and now every time I get in the truck it feels like something is crawling on me.

FUCK YOU SPIDERS

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Is this the pussy thread? Sounds like pussy to me. Bitches like OP need to pull them panties down for realz and show it. Otherwise. This thread is just stupid. :bigjoint:
 
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brimck325

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the recluse has been in new england for quite a few years now. i was bit in the armpit when i lived in georgia. not a fun time to say the least. i'm not wigged out by spiders at all though.
 
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