smoke session with a newbie

Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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bu$hleaguer said:
Alright, here's another idea-

have you ever heard of Big Sausage Pizza? Here's what you need:

1 pizza in the box still
1 chick who comes over to get high
1 you
1 small box cutter or scissors
Weed
A bowl or a bong



You invite her over. Order a large pizza to be delivered ahead of time. When the pizza gets there, cut a hole in the bottom of the box big enough for your cock- make sure you cut a hole through the pizza too or you'll burn your shaft. Be smart here, a mistake will cause 3rd degree burns on your genitalia. Get stoned with her and then turn on the tube. When she's not paying attention or zoned out because she's stoned, you go in the kitchen and shove your boner through the pizza and carry it back with you and have a seat on the couch.

Open up the box and voila, there's some hard sausage for her to enjoy.


Here's an idea of it for ya:
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Waddya think? Good, right?
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I think it should be a giant barrel of Red Vines instead of pizza..
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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@tytheguy111

I don't know man, this whole thing is starting to sound over the top contrived. She'll smell the over-planning effort the minute she walks in the door. I'd smoke with her first then go for a walk. It will ease any nervous tension. Otherwise, what are you going to do? just get baked and sit there looking at each other like a couple of assholes?

Sure bet for her to become super self aware then paranoid….Then she'll think, "I am sooo hight right now"

" I sound/look/smell/seem weird right now"

"what did he just say? is his face melting or is it just me? maybe I'm melting too…"

"I really have to pee. But maybe he'll hear me pee…"

"I better go home."


This is how women tend to think. LOL
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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tytheguy111 said:
Okay guys shes coming over this weekend


Ill load my playlist with relaxing music

I'm planning on listening to music and talking then lighting up and watching Netflix lol

Im only gonna take a few hits and im gonna tell her to only take one hit and wait 5 mins and she if she wants more I have a bowl so it won't fuck her up with one hit like a bong would
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so what happened?

did baby ty finally lose his virginity?
 
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