ohmy
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rentals around here are not a good thing....5 buck blow job as her last 1/2 a tooth drags on ur junk...no thanks I rather buy a fat chick a happy meal and have her blow me lol
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ohmy
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She been a long time ... I rubbed 3 out all ready and starting to feel better
crazyhazey
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ohmy
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lol I live alone and in the woods so no one hears me fraping away ..only last a few seconds anyways ...I am kinda fast at somethings ha ha
crazyhazey
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i bet the deers are watching you but you just dont notice hahaha
ohmy
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esp the one that is hangging on my wall that i shot from the couch lol
crazyhazey
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when you say "shot" you do mean a gun correct?
ohmy
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yes, lol..I hunt a little, Just need to find another hunting spot for puss as my area has all the sea cows heared up to stay warm or some shit
crazyhazey
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haha i havent seen any sea cows under my sisters bed. but i cant see in my head. fuck are there sea cows in there?
ohmy
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lol,,.. I have been with a few bigger women, as it was just easy and they suck so good, but I refuse to have a long term relationship with any girl that is more weight then me or has kids.. Sucks that the way things are going I may have to clean up my mess and see if i can find a cool chick that would not mind me growing a few plants , but no way would i show em my set up with a room full of 6 foot plants and 1600w hangging over em lol
crazyhazey
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move to cali or vancouver, plenty of bitches who want a guy who grows weed hahaha
ohmy
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lol Seems like all them cali chicks are crazy in the head..I love my back roads and knowing where to hide..I get in a new area I will not be able to hand the cop who pulls me over my cell phone and say hey its for you lol
crazyhazey
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hahaha if you did that down here theyd search you probably
ohmy
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I freakin love my life! I have it really good, however, the icing on the cake would be to have a great guy to share it all with. I enjoy being outdoors in the woods.... hiking, skiing, snowboarding, ziplining, camping... It's all fun to me!!!! . I also really like traveling. (especially out of country). You could label me as adventurous,,,,, Trying new things is always fun. I usually am a pretty funny chick, I'm very outgoing, not shy at all, and just really fun to be around! However, I'm not for the timid! : ) I enjoy drinking wine, especially with good company. I like scary and funny movies, and eating out, but i can cook too! Also, Im looking for someone financially as stable as i am. This is super important, as i dont intend to be a guys "sugar mama"! Please feel free to write if u wanna know more! ****** WARNING******** I am not looking for "hook-ups"!!!!!!!!!! So..... Please don't message me with your "measurements",Or ask me for any of mine, because that's just gross, Thanks! : )
First Date
Whatever. The first date is all about getting to know a person, and seeing if there's any chemistry..... Just don't message me asking my bra size, or there won't be a first date. ........<...................Some people are fucking nuts. she has a kid , goes after older guys who have money ...divorsed so ya know she cleaned her x out,,,Picture is priceless lol along with doing all this before she was 30 ha ha
First Date
Whatever. The first date is all about getting to know a person, and seeing if there's any chemistry..... Just don't message me asking my bra size, or there won't be a first date. ........<...................Some people are fucking nuts. she has a kid , goes after older guys who have money ...divorsed so ya know she cleaned her x out,,,Picture is priceless lol along with doing all this before she was 30 ha ha
next time hand him phone and say his wife wants to talk to him
xKuroiTaimax
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Have you noticed it's all the same club of resorting-to-buying-a-fat-chick-a-happy-meal-for-a-blowjob people in here? Maybe if you started talking about girls a bit nicer you might find one that isn't crazy.
That last description sounds like a really nice girl to me. But I haven't seen the picture and if you can prove she just takes rich guys for a ride or has flings with guys with money then fair enough. But it's alright for guys to pick up a girl, take her for all she's got then drop her, on to the next one. She has a kid? She didn't take the 'easy way out' and it takes a dick to make a baby.
That last description sounds like a really nice girl to me. But I haven't seen the picture and if you can prove she just takes rich guys for a ride or has flings with guys with money then fair enough. But it's alright for guys to pick up a girl, take her for all she's got then drop her, on to the next one. She has a kid? She didn't take the 'easy way out' and it takes a dick to make a baby.
not me
i let them order anything they want off the value menu
a well feed girl is a happy girl
and a happy girl makes me happy
crazyhazey
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i live by my avatar, disregard females, acquire currency.
and because of modern science, it doesn't completely require a dick haha.
ohmy
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I would ake many babies with you
that sounds like a nice gal...lol she sucked someone off the night of the wedding in the parking lot in the back seat of someones car and was not her hubby ..Lol Got to love small town