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ohmy

ohmy

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So I can no longer bring any girls home because this skunk lives under my house now :shock: or some shit I tell them. Last girl I was seeing was a nurse who eats pills all day like tick tac's then drinks on top of it where she blacks out lol..funny shit, the other night I drove to see a Friend who said she was single and in the middle of me beating her head off the head board her what ever he is was looking in her window lmao. I can not seem to find a female that has her shit togather. Sucks that I refuse to trust any of them to bring them in my house. I love my alone time, seems that all the single chicks have way to may kids or way over weight...anyone is the same boat as me ?
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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ohmy said:
So I can no longer bring any girls home because this skunk lives under my house now :shock: or some shit I tell them. Last girl I was seeing was a nurse who eats pills all day like tick tac's then drinks on top of it where she blacks out lol..funny shit, the other night I drove to see a Friend who said she was single and in the middle of me beating her head off the head board her what ever he is was looking in her window lmao. I can not seem to find a female that has her shit togather. Sucks that I refuse to trust any of them to bring them in my house. I love my alone time, seems that all the single chicks have way to may kids or way over weight...anyone is the same boat as me ?
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totally in the same boat my friend haha.
cant seem to find my weed smoking "Bonnie".
 
OGEvilgenius

OGEvilgenius

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Hard to find a good toking girl. Although I wouldn't write off a girl with kids or for her weight unless she was way out of control.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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SirShmokeAlot225 said:
totally in the same boat my friend haha.
cant seem to find my weed smoking "Bonnie".[/QUOTE Fucking mess out there , anyone that knows anything about pot will know that I am real close to a grower with the pot i have lol. My shit have never even seen a bag yet
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ohmy

ohmy

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OGEvilgenius said:
Hard to find a good toking girl. Although I wouldn't write off a girl with kids or for her weight unless she was way out of control.
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girls around me start at 250 and lots around the 400lb mark....I was 200 lbs..now that summer is on way I dropped 15 lbs and firmming up so I look good on the water lol
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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i know and im to the point where ill even act like i have little to no bud just to see where it goes, i hate girls who get with you/stay around just because you smoke hella good bud. haha.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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profile says avrage weight and when ya meet em ya wonder when 300lbs becme avage...now I ask for full body shots and have not had a real date in over 6 months, few go upset and stopped talking to me because i would not bring them to my house ha ha ... said i was hidding that i lived with my mom...I had a psycho break in my house a few years ago and started moving her shit in ..lol She went to work and i tossed it all out and changed the locks and made sure all the windows where locked....Fuck could ya see the look on some psychos face if they went in the grow room.....Shit I freak out every time i look in there lol
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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You guys have it backwards. Groove on this and change your perspective.

[video=youtube;TqEt7QGn3g4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqEt7QGn3g4[/video]
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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hahaha. i think the only time my woman will ever see my room is when i slap that ring on her finger and hear the preacher man say i now pronounce you man and wife. that way if she every goes psycho on me she cant testify against me in court MWAHAHAHA. divorce? i think not, i dont believe in it! hahahaha.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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SirShmokeAlot225 said:
i know and im to the point where ill even act like i have little to no bud just to see where it goes, i hate girls who get with you/stay around just because you smoke hella good bud. haha.
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girls around me do not burn, more rather do coke ....fuck that shit . I meet the girls who say they smoked one time and made them tired and mouth to dry ..Wish I could find one who likes it the way i do ,but would take a very very long time before i would even let em know what i really do
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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yeahh. im not down with junkies haha. she tells me shes into anything white and/or powdery i tell that hoe to kick rocks i dont do drugs!! shit id love to just meet me a girl who grows. id be the happiest mofo on the planet haha.
 
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