Season's Beatings

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #1

(to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a fighty bitey Christmas

It's the best time of the year

I don't know where socks will go

But have a cup of sneer

And when you scan the Toke&Talk

Bend the TOS at frenemies you know

And new old socks to beat

With sheaves of thistletoe

Hang out here and you will see

Somebody waits for you

Thwack'em once for me

Have a fighty bitey Christmas

And in case you didn't hear

Oh by crikey

have a fighty bitey Christmas

On this RIU year!

 

Purpsmagurps

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #2

LEL

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #3

Purpsmagurps said:

LEL

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Purpsmagurps

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #4

ME BASHING TROLLS & @Kingrow1

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #5

"shitty sidewalks, shitty sidewalks,

dressed in holiday vile..."

What ever happened to noncommercialized holidays before electricity, when the whole family lit candles on the tree, fell asleep from too much eggnog and burned the house down?

Ah, the good old days.

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #6

 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #7

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

Dec 3, 2018

• #8

At times like this I miss @Indacouch and @Bob Zmuda so much

 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #9

curious2garden said:

At times like this I miss @Indacouch and @Bob Zmuda so much

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i do tooo.....

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #10

 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #11

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #12

cannabineer said:

(to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a fighty bitey Christmas

It's the best time of the year

I don't know where socks will go

But have a cup of sneer

And when you scan the Toke&Talk

Bend the TOS at frenemies you know

And new old socks to beat

With sheaves of thistletoe

Hang out here and you will see

Somebody waits for you

Thwack'em once for me

Have a fighty bitey Christmas

And in case you didn't hear

Oh by crikey

have a fighty bitey Christmas

On this RIU year!

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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #13

Silent night, holy night
Way too calm ... bolts are drawn
Blast the wise men in their holes of fox
Smell of vict'ry full-auto it walks
Sleep in your APCs,
Keep the heav'ly-armed peace.

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #14

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #15

srh88 said:

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I won't lie, I laughed a bit.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #16

BudmanTX said:

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Try close to home

 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #17

i wish....it's the whole wife thing......could rather awkward......might get devorced the 4th time after that.....

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

Dec 3, 2018

• #18

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #19

I do not wish to neglect our Jewish colleagues. Khag urim or Happy Festival of Fights!

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 3, 2018

• #20

And, lest I be falsely tagged as a racist, I also want to wish all who care about it ... a quarrelsome Kwanzaa.