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- Thread starter UncleBuck
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earnest_voice
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why isn't "Kanye West" a choice?
abe supercro
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put me down for one vagina
heckler73
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Will you take this in exchange?
I know, he's a douche-nozzle, but that's close to a vagina, right?
AlecTheGardener
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I was actually a little sad not to get one of your master works of phallic indulgence on the first post.
swaggersDlite
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14 footer baby.
UncleBuck
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Harrekin
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No jizz gives it a -8, but the hairy balls give it a +4, so you get 6/10.
ASMALLVOICE
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Does that boat cum with a "Power Pole" ?
If so, that would greatly influence my vote.
Peace
Asmallvoice
If so, that would greatly influence my vote.
Peace
Asmallvoice
desert dude
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....
RRRRRape!
AlecTheGardener
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Much obliged Bucky. Another work of major magnitude.
Antidisestablishmentarian
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
-Monty Python
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
-Monty Python
