pee storage

hey guys i figured this would be the right place to post this.

anyway i have a job starting up in a couple weeks(i'm finishing up an internship) and they say they do random drug testing. i've asked coworkers and all of them say they just do it once to get the health insurance started. some of them never had to drop. so i've purposefully not smoked for months now, so i know i'm clean. i was planning on starting to smoke again after the test but i want a back up plan just in case.

while i'm still clean i want to piss in a jar for a couple days, and then divide it up into smaller containers. maybe have 2 in the car, and 2 in my house. these would be just small thin plastic vials or something, and only for emergencies. when they ask me to drop i'll say i don't have to go right then and say i want to get some cigs out of my car. i'll shove a vial in my boxers to get them the right temp while i wait for it to warm up. the rest is cake!

i know some of you think this is ridiculous but honestly i'm not going to give up mj for a customer service job. if anything i need more mj for a customer service job

so my question is does urine have a half life or something along those lines? if i piss in a jar and just keep it in a dark place for weeks, it'll still be good for passing a test as long as the temp is right when i drop, right?

also, what's the best way to store piss? i've heard freezing it, is that really the best? i would think that would mess with its chemical makeup somehow or something.

thanks in advance.

the containers would be sitting in my trunk or something and the best i could do would probably be to keep them in a little lunchbox or cooler. i mean is room temperature really that bad?

this is a call to all urologists

i dunno if u can keep it for too long, i just had sum1 piss in a douche and then went straight to the urinalysis place but i dont have to take another unless i get hurt so i never considered needing to save any...u could try the whizzinator and some synthetic piss

i use an asprin bottle of my kids pee when job hunting,keep it in your pants or the temp will be wrong an thell fail you.
when it gets old its very cloudy an gross.
try bleach in it?, filter it ?

Snickelfrits said:

i dunno if u can keep it for too long, i just had sum1 piss in a douche and then went straight to the urinalysis place but i dont have to take another unless i get hurt so i never considered needing to save any...u could try the whizzinator and some synthetic piss

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i'm trying to avoid synthetic piss, too pricey.

Your disgusting. How do you work for people who don't accept you for who you are?

jewgrow said:

Your disgusting. How do you work for people who don't accept you for who you are?

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are you serious? get real dude since when does the corporate world conform to an individual's feelings? the money's good and the job is sales, something i'm good at. how do you think providing health benefits to employees works? you think corporate sends a letter to the insurance company saying, 'yeah he tested positive for illegal substances, but he's good with sales, so reach into your heart and cover him anyway.'? i hope you're joking. telling every potential employer that you smoke pot regularly would limit your job opportunities to head shops... there are still way too many stereotypes in the minds of employers for me to just go flaunting something like that around.

i'm sure the company won't test me unless my numbers fall or i do something completely retarded, but like i said this is backup.

btw i've read up a little about this minuteman synthetic urine company. they seem really legit. if anyone has their phone number, pm me. they seem to be hard to find on the net. they're pretty discrete it seems.

Doubt it would work for long periods of time, and its quite clear its old piss when it sits for a while. It gets all dark, cloudy like the particles seperate, and smells terrible.

No it won't last. You only have a few hour window to use it.

your disgusting...be a man and refuse the test. MMJ

jewgrow said:

Your disgusting. How do you work for people who don't accept you for who you are?

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Easy there big nasty fellah.... easy for you to sit there and talk shit..... It's another when you have to put food on the table. We are talking about a job, he isn't changing his way of life, in fact he refuses to quit smoking...

Lighten the fuck up.....

jewgrow said:

your disgusting...be a man and refuse the test. MMJ

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Be a man and quit passing judgement on others.....

Real simple go to gnc and tell them you need the best detox drink they have. Usually about 40 bucks but it's worth it. Drink it a few hours before you go and it will cleanse all drugs. It will beat any drug test. I speak from experience they work. Just drink allot of water leading up to it and stop smoking asap before it. Anyone who says otherwise is misinformed. It will beat federal drug tests as well as work related.

Mikov said:

i'm trying to avoid synthetic piss, too pricey.

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$30 for synthetic or a job?......anyways have you ever smelled day old piss?

Serapis said:

Be a man and quit passing judgment on others.....

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All while you pass along your FAIR share of judgment...This guy wants to store human urine over a period of months, and you criticize the fact I call him disgusting? Disgustingffensive to the physical, moral, or aesthetic taste. Storing human urine to use to pass a drug test is all three of those.

i have always used quick fix. it worked every time and was clean and easy to use. i did not mind the price because the job was always worth more.

jewgrow said:

All while you pass along your FAIR share of judgment...This guy wants to store human urine over a period of months, and you criticize the fact I call him disgusting? Disgustingffensive to the physical, moral, or aesthetic taste. Storing human urine to use to pass a drug test is all three of those.

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SOMEONE has either never been employed or is a trust-fund baby.......BEWARE THE TROLLS!!! they bite a little.


ive personally used quickfix...it worked. twice.

"Be a man and refuse the test"? Come on dude.... Like I said, he has to work. Your attacking him here is not warranted.... Companies conduct drug tests because insurers may require them to. Labs store bodily fluids for years.... C'mon now...

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All while you pass along your FAIR share of judgment...This guy wants to store human urine over a period of months, and you criticize the fact I call him disgusting? Disgustingffensive to the physical, moral, or aesthetic taste. Storing human urine to use to pass a drug test is all three of those.

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work drug tests are easy all you have to do is drink alot of water. like two gallons or so. when I did it i pissed twice and the third time in the cup. It will come back diluted but there is nothing they can do about it. tell em you work out if they ask they didnt even ask me