Neosporin

I fucking love that guy! Clearly one of the best and brightest minds of the 21rst century. Am I right, or am I right?!? The guy risked execution, and divorce, to bring us joy from the Far East. We are truly blessed to have him share with us. Because I am often very busy, I am considering going on welfare so I can stalk him. Sometimes, at night, when he hasn't posted some pearl of wisdom or dropped a mad funny, I cannot sleep and I stare at the monitor, refreshing every few seconds, hoping for a post to help me drift off to sweet dreams of his next post.


Ahhhhh, Neosporin......

He's a dream!

soothing to riu

chewberto said:

He's a dream!

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A wet dream at that

I am touched that he gave up the life of Maseratis and multiple hot Chinese chicks so that he could walk among us.

America. Fuck yeah.

what the fuck are you talking about??

Eh, that guys ok. I'm alittle jealous of his idyllic life and the size of his penis. I guess he means well enough that I can't hate him though.

Unclebaldrick said:

I am touched that he gave up the life of Maseratis and multiple hot Chinese chicks so that he could walk among us.

America. Fuck yeah.

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Im pretty sure he didnt have a choice in that.... you ever heard or seen a pissed off chinese wife?!...
Id rather fight a swarm of hornets lock in a caged w/ rabid squirrels.

i love him, what more can i say

He makes beautiful babies much love Neo

I heard that dudes got mad game that makes the bitches come running. I need him as a wing man.

He gave us content when it was scarce. I swear him fealty.