Looking for work, here's my resume.

iamnobody said:

I like to keep challenged and after defeating the elite 4, there's really no room to progress.

As far as transferable skills, if you can train a Charizard to obey your commands, then you can pretty much train and manage any crew of employees.



Sadly not as well developed as I would like. Sure I can combo a kickflip mctwist, into a bluntslide with a heel flip exit, but there's still room for improvement.







Okay 1 interview down. It went rather well I think. Have to head down town in a few hours for another one. Figure while I'm down there, if they don't offer me the job right away, then I'll wander around and fill out some more applications.

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With a resume like that, I'd try Burger King.....good luck

or Dept of Corrections.....

mr sunshine said:

View attachment 3183580They are cute assassins!

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Yeah and they only say one word like the yellow one says Pika pika or pikaCHU when pissed lol

And squirtal says squirtal lol

I used to watch pokemon when I was little

move to China, and get a job in a toy factory....................

I'll hire you but it's not pretty and the pay is shit

You have to drive me, be my still hand ( you'll get burned a lot I have scars from touching a hot ass pipe), sit in my room and turn on and off the fan adjust it to my location and change the channel when I lose the remote

And guard my plants from animals and this old dude that lives down the road from me who walks near my grow site not up close but if he wondered 50yards he might she it

Your pay will be close to 25,000 and you can sleep on my floor but theres dumb bells and a hookah hose im too lazy to pick up so it my not be comfortable

OH and my dog will probably stand on your crotch as she does to everyone (that evil little shit)

If that sounds like a good deal then hmu

Definitely! My friends at Sony PS in Soho would think you're great.

learn to grow food, fix stuff, create stuff from junk; learn how to catch small animals....................

there will be no economic recovery; prepare yourself accordingly. all jokes aside.

DonAlejandroVega said:

learn to grow food, fix stuff, create stuff from junk; learn how to catch small animals....................

there will be no economic recovery; prepare yourself accordingly. all jokes aside.

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Yeah thats the truth be off the grid except for power and water but have a big water supply incase shit goes down


Buy a ruger 10/22 there like 250 and buy a Bushnell scope and at least 350 22. Rounds and a good hunting knife one that won't rust and will stay sharp a case or Winchester are good kinfes

Go hunting and look up how to skin a rabbit or squirrel and practice on one it won't smell or look pretty the first couple times you might puke and trapping isn't a bad idea just I don't do it for safety reasons

If you have deer and a big family then buy a cheap 270. Single shot and a good scope and at least 250 rounds for that

Oh and make or build a ghille suit you can make one for 80 or buy one for 150 or 200 if you nake one it will take you FOREVER

Get a job welding its easy, fun and you can't beat 15 dollars a hour

DonAlejandroVega said:

learn to grow food, fix stuff, create stuff from junk; learn how to catch small animals....................

there will be no economic recovery; prepare yourself accordingly. all jokes aside.

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I was a general contractor (plumbing, carpentry, drywall, electrical, flooring, that kind of stuff) for the longest time. Works slowed down to much to keep going with that though, so I'm looking for something a little more stable.

As far as the DD prepping, I have a B.O.B that I'm building. It's a slow process of adding things I need over time. Hunting I'd prefer a bow as opposed to rifle. Silent, reusable ammo, and you can make arrows easy enough as opposed to bullets.

Something that everyone should know is emergency first-aid, and how to find and identify herbal medicines as well as edible plants. Edible animals is easy enough. Pretty much everything but toads are edible. Catching them might be a problem, but digging for worms in the dirt provides a quick snack and fish bait for later if the need occurs.

tytheguy111 said:

Rounds and a good hunting knife one that won't rust and will stay sharp a case or Winchester are good kinfes

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Go with the Kabar Becker series. It's 1095 carbon steel, so it will rust, but the knives come coated to help fight rust. If rust is a true fear (which would mean you leave in a swamp pretty much) then you'd want a stainless steel piece. In that case go with anything that's AUS 8 or AUS 10... or if you can spend a couple of hundred you can't go wrong with a nice S30V steel blade.

And don't forget the sharpening stones. If it's not sharp it's not useful.