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Dev

Dev

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Mate it's not the bacteria that giving you craving for junk food its the munchies. Munch munch munch munch.

I'm in reasonable condition, give/take anyway. Although I got a kick ass metabolism. Not looking forward to when it slows down.
 
rev3la7ion

rev3la7ion

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I'm american but I'm 6'2" and 152 lbs. I can't gain weight easily. I have an ultra high metabolism but not a health risk really. I've played sports all my life except for football and lacrosse. I go fishing, hunting, camping, rock climbing, skating, and skateboarding. I've also been a computer geek all my life and always been heavily into video games. I eat ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I can't gain weight easily.

I once went to U of AL and smoked a fat bowl of some Strawberry Cough and then smoked 2 ounces of some fire mids in 3 days. One of those days we had 5 heads and loaded 5 glass bowls of mids, 3 bowls off of a vaporizer, and then smoked 7 blunts in a 5 head circle, smoked the left overs from the vaporizer, and then one more person came with a 2' RooR bong which only had an ice shelf so we smoked out of that for the rest of the night.

I smoked ENTIRELY too much weed that night and ate more than I should have and threw up that night twice. That was the last night we stayed. I got a surprise drug test after being back home in GA for 3 days and failed it by 3 micrograms. It was a lab test which had a limit of 50 micrograms per something or other... I totally forgot the last part of the limit. I threw away the results because I was so pissed at them.
 
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Stoney McFried

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Some people are fat because they overeat, or eat things that are bad for them. Some have thyroid issues, diabetes, and/ or crappy metabolisms. There are several other conditions that can cause you to gain weight, polycystic ovarian syndrome is one I know of. This culture, unfortunately, idealizes model perfection, oiled teenage girls and boys who have been heavily photoshopped so that they can better fit into the ideal. In ancient times, women with a little more padding were considered the ideal of beauty.Consider Venus of Willendorf, found during an archeological dig...Venus of Willendorf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Even recently, the iconic sex symbol Marilyn Monroe, was dogged on by Elizabeth Hurley for wearing a size 16 dress.Hurley said things like how she wanted to measure Marilyn's hip size with a tape measure, laughing, and stating she'd kill herself if she ever got that fat. Good news, Ms. Hurley. Marilyn never had any of her lovers caught by paparazzi getting head from a hooker in a car. So you see, being fat isnt nearly as destructive as being an asshole.snopes.com: Marilyn Monroe's Dress Size TSG Mug Shot: Hugh Grant Gentlemen, and ladies, in summation, I'd like to say that fat does not equal unworthy, inhuman, evil, slovenly, or unnattractive. I encourage you to look inside.
 

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40acres

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mastakoosh said:
i am a decently big dude and will order a big ass fatty meal from a restaurant with a diet coke lol.................because i am diabetic. but i have no idea why heavy people eat all that bad shit and wash it down with diet soda.
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As long as you never went on Atkins, ordered 3 cheeseburger patties with bacon, and then had 4 forty-four ounce diet cokes, you are the man. Those people always made me want to throttle them. And mastakoosh, i like you, so please dont take this wrong in case you are one of those poeple.
 
hyphyjoose

hyphyjoose

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rev3la7ion said:
I'm american but I'm 6'2" and 152 lbs. I can't gain weight easily. I have an ultra high metabolism but not a health risk really. I've played sports all my life except for football and lacrosse. I go fishing, hunting, camping, rock climbing, skating, and skateboarding. I've also been a computer geek all my life and always been heavily into video games. I eat ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I can't gain weight easily.

I once went to U of AL and smoked a fat bowl of some Strawberry Cough and then smoked 2 ounces of some fire mids in 3 days. One of those days we had 5 heads and loaded 5 glass bowls of mids, 3 bowls off of a vaporizer, and then smoked 7 blunts in a 5 head circle, smoked the left overs from the vaporizer, and then one more person came with a 2' RooR bong which only had an ice shelf so we smoked out of that for the rest of the night.

I smoked ENTIRELY too much weed that night and ate more than I should have and threw up that night twice. That was the last night we stayed. I got a surprise drug test after being back home in GA for 3 days and failed it by 3 micrograms. It was a lab test which had a limit of 50 micrograms per something or other... I totally forgot the last part of the limit. I threw away the results because I was so pissed at them.
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start including peanut butter, mayo, avocado, and carbs(mucho cereal) into your diet. if you want to gain fat, go on a 3500calorie/day binge. if you want to gain muscle, shoot for 25-3000 calorie/day with a HIT excercise regimine, this way your muscle fibers will be shocked and buttfucked and you'll bulk like crazy.
 
Zekedogg

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Stoney McFried said:
Its probably because food is an oral fixation, and so is sucking cock. But maybe its because they want to make you happy and not leave them for a skinny girl thats gonna chew it off:mrgreen:
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Ok because Im not being a dick or anything but from my experiences it is the truth....I love big girls:hump: I wish my girl would put on a 100lbs....LOL
 
hyphyjoose

hyphyjoose

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Zekedogg said:
Ok because Im not being a dick or anything but from my experiences it is the truth....I love big girls:hump: I wish my girl would put on a 100lbs....LOL
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i'd take a fit chick over a big chick

plus, i love krumbz description of petite girls..makes me crack up when i hear it

"this is how it is, i fuck shortiez no big foots/
cuz the smaller the chick is, the bigger my dick looks/"

hahahaha
 
Zekedogg

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yeah I like thick girls....not fat but I like curves in the right places....I like watching that shit jiggle as Im killin it...Who wants to fuck bone..skinny women are not for me:hump:
 
hyphyjoose

hyphyjoose

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Zekedogg said:
yeah I like thick girls....not fat but I like curves in the right places....I like watching that shit jiggle as Im killin it...Who wants to fuck bone..skinny women are not for me:hump:
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ever seen julia bond? that's the kinda girl i'd kill for. omfg such an amazing ass. and she has the titty paw print tattoos.alkjflksdjfglkjgd i nut thinking about her.
 
blinkykush

blinkykush

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I actually like the way diet coke taste compared to reg, I aint fat though,,,,,well if i keep smoking and craving that f in marble slab that is gonna change LOL....seriously go to mable slab and get there premiered black berry choclate thunder....sick
 
hyphyjoose

hyphyjoose

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Zekedogg said:
Im not sayin she is my dream girl, but I do like her ass:hump:
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look at hers and than tell me pinky's is better.. nooosir
 
rev3la7ion

rev3la7ion

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hyphyjoose said:
start including peanut butter, mayo, avocado, and carbs(mucho cereal) into your diet. if you want to gain fat, go on a 3500calorie/day binge. if you want to gain muscle, shoot for 25-3000 calorie/day with a HIT excercise regimine, this way your muscle fibers will be shocked and buttfucked and you'll bulk like crazy.
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I eat TONS of peanut butter. I just don't have a whole lot of fat on me. I wouldn't say I'm ripped but I'm definitely muscular.:blsmoke:
 
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