I have a new $$$$$ plan

bradburry

bradburry

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Saw this and decided sell everything so I could take a welding class and make these for mass production. Stripper pole trailer hitch! Take the party with you. RIU BBQ? Annie???? Great idea, yes? Place your orders now, to avoid the backlog.

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lol...your actually serious arnt you...lol
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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You should think about safety dude, you don't want to be getting hell because a few sluts die. Maybe a seatbelt or a "dead whore" switch- like the pole lays down if the engine is running and gets erect only when the vehicle is off. Just thoughts.
 
panhead

panhead

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I can envision a 390 lb walrus with arm pit titty's jumpin up on the pole , drunk as fuk & sportin spandex , 2 or 3 spins on that pole & your truck would be trashed.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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Attach a Dumpster to the side wall of that Escalade, and you have yourself a Golden cash cow... I'd invest! I could just be the muscle/security/sugeknight and throw the hookers directly into the Dumpster, instead of mentally inticing or mentally "forcing" them to climb inside. Huh? What do you say? Handmade. Handcrafted! Organic! Lotta selling points.
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Didn't you have a scheme involving selling infants or infant parts or something? See I ask because my girlfriend is pregnant with twins right now but we really only want the one. Since we figure it might be risky trying to abort just one of em why not sell the extra one. That way we could afford a nanny so we don't have to stop partying in shit. Anyway if you're interested in a fresh infant I'll give ya a good price.
Edit: if they come out deformed or slow or something I'll do ya a buy one get one deal. Still good for organs and things just not keepers if ya get what I'm saying. Just throwin it out there.
 
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