I Had to Put the Naked Smackdown Down Last Night
- Thread starter CaptainAhab
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Winter Woman
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I'm with Carne we could use a good distraction.
bowlfullofbliss
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Moses Mobetta
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I knew a guy who after asking our neighbor to turn down the music, late like you said he comes out naked with a butcher knife. Im just going to go over and bang on their door when I see him, and man I want nothing to do with this. He bangs on the door and just stands there holding the knife down by his side, somebody says Oh god hey sorry man were turning it off now. And they did, he scared the crap out of them. I dont think there going to bother you anymore.
Shannon Alexander
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It does happen with adrenaline yes... My dick gets hard watching fights sometimes...
I want to make babies with Ronda Rousey...
really comfy slippers
Active Member
Fighting doesn't make your dick hard. Trust me... But that was smooth..... Imagin if you just all out threw him a beatin ass naked.... Mounting him and raining down punches.... Hahahaha Drunk slores would have joined you back to your bedroom I bet
Shannon Alexander
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april
Pickle Queen
THANK U, but do u finish? or just let it fade away. But what about while fighting, not just watching, for all we know u could have a toe fetish and just like seeing naked man feet, strong ones
Shannon Alexander
Well-Known Member
That may just be it... subconsciously of course...THANK U, but do u finish? or just let it fade away. But what about while fighting, not just watching, for all we know u could have a toe fetish and just like seeing naked man feet, strong ones
CaptainAhab
Member
You guys are dick centrists. You're forgetting the balls. Never forget the balls. Wisdom I pass on to you
nope. they do not
Californicater
Active Member
You should have kicked his ass worse so he had a better story going back to the party.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
One of the dick's principal functions in a fight is as a decoy. cn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
It makes duck calls?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It floats conspicuously in front of the actual prey, possibly confusing an angry knee or foot.
Someone here once posted about having a urinary infection that was ... gassy. His pecker actually MADE duck calls, or something like a tiny two-stroke (!) motor. Painful for him, but a blessing of lolness to us the readership. cn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
A penis can queef?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Queens are qualified to queef. Men (the rare, airy ones) ... kinf. cnA penis can queef?
patlpp
New Member
I see no difference. If Mike Tyson was naked and you said he had a baby dick and he kicked your ass, would you be depressed just because he was naked? Clothing is optional.