How do i make a Million Dollars
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supersillybilly
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fast car, shotgun, bank. lol
newatit2010
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Go to work for the drug cartel and rip them off. 
rowlman
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...unless you want to live to enjoy it...lolGo to work for the drug cartel and rip them off.
gopherbuddah
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You could win the world series of poker. That's more than a million, legal, and won't get you killed
Get a German Shepard and train it to find drugs. Get a job as a police officer, but take your dog with you on patrol. Keep all the drugs you find, and hope you luck out and bust someone hauling 120 pounds of cocaine or something crazy like that.
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Grow 1,000 pounds and sell it
If you were doing 20 pounds a harvest, every two months, that's 120 pounds a year. Grow for a little over eight years and you'll have it.
Or do a couple small grows, than some ridiculously large one-time grow -- like, rent a commercial warehouse and truck in 4,000 plants and just hope to have them flowered and harvested before the warrant gets issued.
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Find a young girl, or your daughter / stepdaughter, and manipulate her into selling her virginity at the Bunny ranch and giving you the money. If you are the right mix of charismatic and sociopathic, pretty much any plan that involves manipulating rich people has merits -- getting a million quick is a hell of a lot easier if you are around people who have millions. Hell, you could probably get some fat heiress drunk and just not pull out -- get a family, money and laid all at once.
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Grow 1,000 pounds and sell it
If you were doing 20 pounds a harvest, every two months, that's 120 pounds a year. Grow for a little over eight years and you'll have it.
Or do a couple small grows, than some ridiculously large one-time grow -- like, rent a commercial warehouse and truck in 4,000 plants and just hope to have them flowered and harvested before the warrant gets issued.
- or -
Find a young girl, or your daughter / stepdaughter, and manipulate her into selling her virginity at the Bunny ranch and giving you the money. If you are the right mix of charismatic and sociopathic, pretty much any plan that involves manipulating rich people has merits -- getting a million quick is a hell of a lot easier if you are around people who have millions. Hell, you could probably get some fat heiress drunk and just not pull out -- get a family, money and laid all at once.
rowlman
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I don't know, what if no one wanted her back!
kmksrh21
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Now we're talkin' billions!!!!
Oprah Winfrey Net Worth. Oprah Winfrey's net worth according to Forbes Magazine. Net Worth: Stats $2.7 Billion (As of March 2011).
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a mil is pocket change to her,she probably doesn't leave the house without like 10.That bitch will pay up herself.
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I really thought it be more.
But seriously if you made yourself look like a disabled vet and hit manhatten panhandling I think a million in a year is very realistic.Play scratch offs to.
kmksrh21
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Haha that's funny, I literally won $30 on a $2 bingo scratcher tonight!...
I'm on my way to being a millionare!
rowlman
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Hell ya, I watched a guy in Detroit collect money all day...then he packed his wheelchair up in the back of his caddy and headed across the street to the Casino.