HELP!! Need to pass this urine test!

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tokin247365

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PLEASE HELP! I'm so stressed! I have a urine test in 2 weeks that I NEED to pass. The situation is this, I'm on hydrocodone for arthritis, and my doctor won't give my a new prescription if there's weed in my system. I weigh 220lbs., 5'6", I smoked 3 days ago, I smoke moderate quality, 6 out 7 days a week, and usually smoke a few times each day. I can't do much exercise due to my arthritis. I've been on several vitamin supplements, Vit. D, Vit. C, Vit. B12, and niacin, and have increased my Vit. C and niacin to help detox already. I plan on flushing with water for a few days prior to the test. My concern is that I'm worried if I detox too much trying to get the weed out of my system, will it also remove the traces of the opiates from the hydrocodone? What else can I do to just get the THC out? I take my pain meds daily, as prescribed, so they should be still detectable at the time of test right? Any other suggestions? Thanks in advance for the help!
 
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303

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I think your post is in the wrong section but to answer your question about passing a test for marijuana being I am tested 6-10 times a month, and have tried to beat the system many many times. I am 5'10, 160lbs, it takes me approximately 22-26 days for my levels to be below 50ng (cutoff). This is for federal probation, sent to a lab. I have tried everything a google search can provide information with to 'mask', 'dilute', 'flush' me out. None of that stuff you read is correct in this day and age if sent to a lab. The bottom line you will test positive for marijuana for at least three weeks, my guess longer given your height and weight, with all do respect it sounds like your pretty overweight in which the thc will attach to your fat cells. I am certainly no expert or have exp in your second question about the opiates remaining in your urine. The only thing you could do since its a Doctors office is bring someone elses sample who is clean (fresh and to the correct temperature). Also labs can detect synthetic urine, so don't use it. Best of luck to you, your problem could be worse as if I am positive for any drugs or alcohol I go to jail, you simply don't get your RX drugs. Things could be worse my friend, maybe use marijuana for medicinal use and stay away from the chemicals for marijuana helps me in every aspect of my life, unfortunately I won't be able to use anytime soon.
 
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tokin247365

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303 said:
I think your post is in the wrong section but to answer your question about passing a test for marijuana being I am tested 6-10 times a month, and have tried to beat the system many many times. I am 5'10, 160lbs, it takes me approximately 22-26 days for my levels to be below 50ng (cutoff). This is for federal probation, sent to a lab. I have tried everything a google search can provide information with to 'mask', 'dilute', 'flush' me out. None of that stuff you read is correct in this day and age if sent to a lab. The bottom line you will test positive for marijuana for at least three weeks, my guess longer given your height and weight, with all do respect it sounds like your pretty overweight in which the thc will attach to your fat cells. I am certainly no expert or have exp in your second question about the opiates remaining in your urine. The only thing you could do since its a Doctors office is bring someone elses sample who is clean (fresh and to the correct temperature). Also labs can detect synthetic urine, so don't use it. Best of luck to you, your problem could be worse as if I am positive for any drugs or alcohol I go to jail, you simply don't get your RX drugs. Things could be worse my friend, maybe use marijuana for medicinal use and stay away from the chemicals for marijuana helps me in every aspect of my life, unfortunately I won't be able to use anytime soon.
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Sorry about posting in the wrong section. I will be posting it in a different section now. Unfortunately, medical marijuana has not been passed in my state yet (NY). Thanks anyways!
 
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AJ@J-brothersseeds

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tokin247365 said:
Sorry about posting in the wrong section. I will be posting it in a different section now. Unfortunately, medical marijuana has not been passed in my state yet (NY). Thanks anyways!
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You can't detox cannabanoids out very well, use fake urine it actually works, I used U-pass, it was 15 bucks at a head shop. Don't try the niacin you'll break out. Unless it's a lab tested sample for probation like he said, but a simple job test would be fine.
 
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A physician will likely send to a lab. If they are requesting a urine test to see if she is doing other drugs they are likely 'flagged' that she may be a 'pill chaser' or drug addict (no pun intended). This day and age getting more than 10-15 vicodins for even a surgery such as wisdom teeth is literally like pulling teeth to squeeze any opiate narcotic pain killer out of the doctor. I would assume they also will want a blood sample if this prescription has been on going with refills for vital organs can be heavily damaged.
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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drink a gallon of water a day and or antioxidants 26 days should be plenty if your stopped smoking already
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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fuck the pain pills anyways weeds better for you and being from new york im sure theres no shortage of supply
 
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daloudpack

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oh btw make sure the day of ur test drink alot of water and piss as much as possible before going... u def dont wanna give him the first piss of the day, also i always pissed in the toilet a little bit before starting to piss in the cup for the same reason , i dont wanna give a sample of my dirtiest urine ( be careful not to die from water toxicity ) <--- that is a real thing U CAN DIE
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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i got into a bar fight and fought 10 people... never hit the ground but got my jaw broke and required 2 titanium plates and 6 screws , jaw wired shut for 5 weeks , they gave me liquid vicodin 7.5 , i took 0 doses of it, just sweet cheeba and it was tolerable
 
xSwimToTheMoon

xSwimToTheMoon

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Lol you're crazy man.

I got a wisdom tooth pulled, they gave me no pills, I tried to smoke for the pain, but I sucked the blood clot out and cried in my bed with dry socket for a week.

I wonder how a steak would taste in the blender with a loaded potatoe...
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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lmao dry socket is the worst ... since my broken jaw my dental health has been all bad and ive had teeth pulled and gotten dry socket there is no cure for that not even weed .... not liqour not pills not pussy , not even sure if jesus could help
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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nothing taste good in a blender, i lived off of protien shakes , they were called ensure and strawberry was my favorite.... i think if i ever had one again id puke
 
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303

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daloudpack said:
drink a gallon of water a day and or antioxidants 26 days should be plenty if your stopped smoking already
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I think your math is wrong sir. Two weeks she must pass a drug test. A gallon of water you stated with antioxidants? This should already be in your daily diet. This is why the internet is full of bad information. Believe what you want, I'm telling you based on the frequency of use, nothing will make your urine come back negative for marijuana except time. And as said before at least three weeks, but you can probably count on thirty days given your height and weight. Or you can take advice from a guy on this form named "daloudpack", that claims he beat up ten guys in a bar fight. SMH....
 
daloudpack

daloudpack

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I think your math is wrong sir. Two weeks she must pass a drug test. A gallon of water you stated with antioxidants? This should already be in your daily diet. This is why the internet is full of bad information. Believe what you want, I'm telling you based on the frequency of use, nothing will make your urine come back negative for marijuana except time. And as said before at least three weeks, but you can probably count on thirty days given your height and weight. Or you can take advice from a guy on this form named "daloudpack", that claims he beat up ten guys in a bar fight. SMH....
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first of all i never said i won....obviously having my jaw wired shut should pretty much sum up the fact i lost..... second of all i made a mistake being high and forgot he said TWO WEEKS ... that what u get when u post a question in the weed growing and not the OH NO WEED IS RUINING MY DRUG ADDICTION section....3rd of all u can suck my fat dick if you dont like my name i dont give a fuck about u or anyone in your life... hope u got the attention and reaction u wanted.... personally i could give a fuck less if he passes or not im just stating what worked for me on probation
 
undercovergrow

undercovergrow

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i'm 5'2" and weigh 135 lbs and need 35 +/- days without smoking to be able to pass a test. your best bet would be to have someone who doesn't smoke give you urine to use. you'll need to give them probably at least a day or two of what you would normally take so the levels will be correct. (make sure that they aren't taking any other medicine.) i really don't think 17 days would be enough time for you to pass. good luck.
 
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