Do you stand or sit to pee? need help plz lolz

ODanksta · Jan 18, 2015

This was me when I still drank.... Now sit down...

Pro-tip dont pee while cliff jumping

You ever pissed yourself in public, one time I met this super hot girl in a bar, I was for sure taking her home that.... buuuuttt I went to the rest room and starting pissing my myself before I could unroll my junk. All my piss was all over my pants, I tired hide and go back to the table.... she. Saw it and I know she could smell it...... needless to say she rolled asap.. lol damn..... But fuck it, if she isn't down with piss, how the hell I pee in her butt.... stupid slut.....

Lol jk

panhead · Jan 18, 2015

I usually wait till im laying down asleep , helps keep me warm & cozy , bedding gets a little funky though .

ODanksta · Jan 18, 2015

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panhead said:
I usually wait till im laying down asleep , helps keep me warm & cozy , bedding gets a little funky though .

Wear a diaper, you wife might think its hot, I know I do.

lol jk..... kinda.

Ganju · Jan 18, 2015

I piss standing up and i don't wash my hands my shit cleaner then most restrooms.

ODanksta · Jan 18, 2015

Ganju said:
I piss standing up and i don't wash my hands my shit cleaner then most restrooms.

Dude my shit smells like a cross between Shiska berry and Cherry pie... lol

BigEasy1 · Jan 18, 2015

I prairie dogged for two days straight last week until I was finally able to run that fucker off. Normally chili has the opposite effect on me.

Dyna Ryda · Jan 18, 2015

I like to sit on the toilet when I masturbate. Makes for easy clean up.

ODanksta · Jan 18, 2015

Dyna Ryda said:
I like to sit on the toilet when I masturbate. Makes for easy clean up.

While shitting? I eat while shitting about atleast once day..

chewberto · Jan 18, 2015

Stand unless I'm dropping a bomb, then I dunk my dick in the toilet while sitting down and pull it up a little so it doesn't get wet.

6ohMax · Jan 18, 2015

Don't you hate when you sack touches the nasty piss n shit water.....it make me quiver

ebgood · Jan 18, 2015

i get on all 4s and lift a leg. like a real man

bu$hleaguer · Jan 18, 2015

I shit in my hand and masturbate with it.

But to answer your question I shit in my hand while squatting and beat it while standing.

iconoclast · Jan 18, 2015

I'm old school, I believe a man should stand when he pisses and a woman should sit.

Ishrahnai · Jan 18, 2015

I only sit to piss If I wake up still wasted in the pitch black, if I'm lucky enough to make it to the pan that is!

BigEasy1 · Jan 18, 2015

If your nuts are hitting the water you might need a Nut Bra.

panhead · Jan 18, 2015

6ohMax said:
Don't you hate when you sack touches the nasty piss n shit water.....it make me quiver

Your sack touches the water ! ? Damm dude im over 60 & have been free ballin since i was 10 & even my old wrinkly nut sack dont hang low enough to dunk in the shitter .

You might wanna get that looked at by a doctor .

whitebb2727 · Jan 18, 2015

I have a average penis but I have enormous gorilla balls and they touch water.

Some one said prairie dog. Reminds me of a chili dog.

You shit on a women's chest then titty fuck her.

I digress.

Some times I like to shit in the urinals at Walmart.

BigEasy1 · Jan 18, 2015

Some sick bastard used to shit in the sink in high school.

6ohMax · Jan 18, 2015

panhead said:
Your sack touches the water ! ? Damm dude im over 60 & have been free ballin since i was 10 & even my old wrinkly nut sack dont hang low enough to dunk in the shitter .

You might wanna get that looked at by a doctor .

I did, and he was quite flabbergasted.

panhead · Jan 18, 2015

6ohMax said:
I did, and he was quite flabbergasted.

It sucks getting old , when i was young i had nutts like a Tom Cat and didn't need to wear any panties to hold em up , now each nut goes down its own pant leg .

Do you stand or sit to pee? need help plz lolz

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