So.....I'm one of those weird guys who grows pot and hangs with cops...... They don't know about my hobby, but they let me slide a lot on my habits( I smoke around them) my wife's best friend is married to a homicide detective(damn nice dude who loves to hunt) and her brother is good friends with(and so am I) with a local cop, my brother has a friend who is a sheriff's deputy and I hang with him about once a week, the funniest shit just happened tonight, I was watching the nfl draft with my bro in law and noticed they only had 8 options on tap. We immediately decide to have one of each, 7 beers in the bartender says, " if you drink them all aren't you afraid to get pulled over on the way home and lose your l's?"
Before I can even reply our buddy walks in in full uniform and sits next to me where he states to her question " just give the long haired hippy whatever he wants and let me worry about how the fuck he gets home" damn near pissed myself on that one, the look on her face was priceless!